neck-noose

Necktie. More particularly, a necktie worn by an ambitious, brown-nosing, back-stabbing corporate ladder-climber trying to impress his boss.

Ralph, you know the CFO won't even talk to you if you're not wearing your neck-noose.

Mr. Weaver got called into HR for yanking Bill's neck-noose when Bill dropped the draft P&L in the executive shitter.

by Fuzzbuster111 February 28, 2025

Nightmare noodles

When for whatever reason, there’s no light in the bathroom. And you're left pooping in complete darkness.

The powers been out for three days, it’s cold and my nightmare noodles won’t flush.

by donnybridges March 25, 2025

gutless noob

this is when you say to someone nice one mate why dont you dig down and and try to find your balls man up and turn that silly mod of you gutless noob, everyone knows you for the gutless noob your are (as long as they are from cambridge)

David: ethan im playing world of warships am i good (in cambridge accent)
Etan: no you are a gutless noob

by gutless noob 67 February 12, 2026

Ya noob

You/Your/ Noob

I'm better than you ya noob.

by alternw March 28, 2026

Swedish Noodling

When a woman puts a bunch of Swedish fish in her asshole and her partner eats the Swedish fish out of her ass with his tongue

Person 1: Have you ever tried Swedish Noodling?
Person 2: Yes, my life has never been the same.

by RealUrethraFranklin May 2, 2025

electric noodle

that feeling when your arms go limp

‘’ah man staying in that position has my arms weird and tingly’

“yeah like an electric noodle”

by randeyverse May 9, 2025

Tom Nook

Provider of crushing debt. Promotes child labor with his own family. The main cause of Capitalism

Tom Nook set the orphanage on fire

by Cynnierollz May 26, 2025