Door Knob Blue Balls

When you're on your way to getting laid but then the girl hears the sound of a door knob and she is suddenly freaked out and you know there is no way you're getting her back into the mood.

"She was just sliding off her panties when her parents got home and she heard the front door knob. There was no way she was putting out after that. Nothing sucks worse than door knob blue balls."

by Floppage January 11, 2012

big fat juicy balls

something the discord user ocean#0010 has

look over there its ocean with his big fat juicy balls

by oshinmann December 28, 2020

Punch him in your balls

The finishing move to destroy your enemy.

Guy 1: Theres a guys always bullying me at school, and he's bigger than me so i cant fight him :(

Guy 2: Then Punch him in your balls.

Guy 1: Great idea! Ill do that now :D

by Jinhee Cha March 16, 2011

Big Black Nigga Balls

A black person who has abnormally large male appendages and listens to various rap artists such as Pop Smoke and NBA Youngboy

“Systemic racism is bad and I love big black nigga balls”

by BugsBunny350 June 2, 2021

Base twisting ball tickler

The ultimate blow job, a woman or man twists the base of a mans penis whilst sucking him off and tickling his balls at the same time.

"Hey Sam was she good at sucking dick?"

"Ah awesome she gave me a base twisting ball tickler!"

by samduk January 20, 2010

my balls in a vice grip

"To put ones testicles in the crushing hold of a vice grip"

You --"Oh shit man, I've been shot"
Paramedic -- "Looks like you got my balls in a vice grip here"

by Hobix June 11, 2008

Old Man Balls (O.M.B.)

noun: droopy, wrinkled, testicles that belong to a man 45 years or older. Just the thought of old man balls (more commonly referred to as O.M.B.) is enough to make you shudder with disgust.

Girl 1: "So, how is Paul in bed?"

Girl 2: "Oh man, he was turning me on and all, but then I saw his Old Man Balls (O.M.B.), and I would have needed to do some meth to get on that!"

by O.M.B. February 19, 2009