Golden Baby

A golden baby is when a child in conceived by a lesbian and a gay man. The man and the woman are usually friends and it is always consensual with the woman’s partner. The man cannot be bisexual for it to be considered a golden baby.

“Wait, you’re having a baby? Did you cheat on Katie?”
“No! Nothing like that. You remember Alex?”
“Yeah.”
“We’re having a golden baby.”
“Alex’s husband was cool with that?”

by BlatentlyFakeAlias January 6, 2021

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Babies

-Loud adorable creatures that systematically activate at 2:00 a.m. to scream and cry like a raid siren
-Usually causes stress, PTSD, and trauma within young parents

Mom: "Honey!!! Where is the Tornado? I hear the siren, but it's so dark out that I can't see!"
Dad: "It's the babies again, they probably shat their diapers and want them changed again."
Mom: "Oh, thank goodness. I'll go do tha-"
*Gets ripped to pieces by the Tornado*

by -What in the May 26, 2024

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Heat baby

Someone who is always too warm, or a the opposite of a freeze baby. Heat babies get so little attention compared to freeze babies, because for some reason everyone would rather cool off rather then have the awesome feeling of warming up

Jane doe: omg its so cold in this place, I’m such a freeze baby
John smith and every other guy there: are fkin nutz, its 70 god damn degrees, im a heat baby and i feel like my balls are about to burn off, get a fkin blanket asshole, you can put on layers but im cant fkin strip off my fat

by TheTruthHurtasswipe February 21, 2021

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D1 Baby

The smooth-brained offspring of two P.E. majors is code-named D1 because it will bring home report cards marked with D for every class except one.

After fathering a D1 baby with Theresa, Mark got a vasectomy because the risk of having another one in a world already overpopulated with abnormally strong morons was too great.

by Doubleghost August 8, 2025

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