Band Room Stockholm Syndrome

Band Room Stockholm Syndrome will cause you to become friends with anyone you sit near in an ensemble, no matter how much you loathe them. This may be applicable to other classes.

Man, I used to hate Stacy. Now that we sit next to each other in band, we're great friends! It's a tragic case of Band Room Stockholm Syndrome.

by Trombonerist May 22, 2011

Drunken Jord Wumbling Syndrome

Also known as DJWS a state of drunkenness where the first consonant of each word is swapped with the one of the word succeeding it. In cases where one word does not have a consonant to start on the consonant of the word with a consonant is placed at the front of it and left as is. Tends to happen at the end of a sentence perhaps due to the fact the subject becomes overconfident as they haven't jord wumbled the sentence that they are condemned to fuck it up. Often occuring in young intellectuals at party's where alcohol is so bountiful no person can reject getting muntered even if only slightly.

person 1: dude have I ever told you how luch move I have for you?
person 2: holy christ your breath's dehydrating my skin you're so fucked
person 1: my life is oo tawesome. I really shouldn't bitch mo such.
person 2: dude wtf did you just say? I think you have drunken jord wumbling syndrome. Here sit down and blow chunks

by coit105 May 8, 2010

Tom Abuse Amnesia Syndrome

The Tom Abuse Amnesia Syndrome is a phenomena in the atheist community where almost every victim of Tom Unboxes either forgets that the abuse occurred at all or after some time comes to believe what they use to view as abuse was actually justified.

The phenemona involves the inability to recall dramatic events that would not typically be lost with ordinary forgetting. The amnesia appears to be caused by traumatic or stressful experiences endured or witnessed on Discord.

"Jovonn has one of the worse cases of the Tom Abuse Amnesia Syndrome our community has ever seen"

by Darth Dawkins March 5, 2021

Skinny Pee Pee Syndrome

When ur pee pee is so small that nasa can't even find it.

Do u have skinny pee pee syndrome?

by Juan Victor April 15, 2019

Head To Wall Syndrome (HTWS)

When you wake up and randomly headbutt your wall

I got such a wicked erection from watching some fine hentai and passed out. When I woke up there was cum dripping down my hands and then all the sudden I put my head through the fucking wall! That's when I found out I had Head To Wall Syndrome (HTWS) after taking my head out of the wall.

by YO YO YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO September 18, 2019

terminal white people syndrome

Symptoms:
> Being awkward as fuck in public
> Looking like a pussy (even tho you a firearm)

Oh that guy, don't mess with him. He has....Terminal White People Syndrome

by VagCream June 10, 2018

Social Media Stockholme Syndrome

It is the condition in which one will complain about social media sites while continuing to use them pretty heavily. The most common social media site to inspire the condition is Facebook.

J: I hate facebook. I hate how it's just a government-spying-corporate-datamining-social-manipulation tool.
Q: Well, then why do you keep checking your news feed, J?

J: Sigh.
Q: Is it possible you've come down with a case of Social Media Stockholme Syndrome?

by CurvedMirror August 5, 2014