Taking Dick

When you'd rather be getting pounded for 5-7 minutes than out shopping with your wife.

"Man, Trader Joe's was awful Sunday. I'd rather be taking dick than step foot back in that place again."

by CalvinSugarWish May 18, 2019

Dick pic

A picture of your dick.

- Hey, how was you date last night?
- She couldn't make it, so I sent her a dick pic to keep her in mood.

by nutbox May 4, 2017

obamas dick

The darkest fucking thing you have seen in your fucking life. The absolute worst looking price of trombone shaped bark there is. Michelle Obama probably has a dark fucking dick too. They all circle jerk with bill and Hillary Clinton.

Egg ass niggas

Fuck that nigga obamas dick being so dark.

by Qdizzle May 13, 2016

jungle dick

1) A hairy, sloppy penis.

2) A condition brought about by having a myriad of different diseases and fungi on and within the dick. Imagine a jungle, a dark, damp, living, breathing environment rife with plants, fungus, cockroaches, parasites, germs, and bugs, all within its own little ecosystem. Now imagine that on your dick.

Aids, syphilis, and fungus combined = jungle dick.

1) Joe never shaves his dick, therefore he has jungle dick.

2) Ben had sex with too many freshmen without using a rubber, now he has permanent jungle dick.

by fagmaster9000 July 19, 2012

dick cuts

The male version of the V (vagina cuts).

The lines that angle down to your dick.

Yo check out these Dick Cuts! I have been working on them for months

by Ghost96 March 4, 2012

Quick Dick

When a girl uses a guy for sex.

Brandon: Dude my Ex just wants to have sex because her boyfriend is out today.

Jonathan: Wtf slut shes using you as a quick dick.

A booty call for girls.

by p3n1z March 18, 2012

Dick manning

For purposes of trick photography, you hide your own penis and present another persons penis (sans body) in the photograph, to give the allusion of it being cut off (similar to horse manning).

That was a hilarious dick manning photo with your penis tucked backwards and your friends penis between your legs.

by tonebone69 August 19, 2011