Ballsdick

The act of putting a dick and ballsack in your mouth at the same time. Also called by those who experience it to be a "Super Blowjob". Once known only to be mythical, ballsdick has been video taped, seen it dude.

Also a phrase to use when something really sucks balls. But also can described as sucking dick. Hence ballsdick

Dave: "That report is going to suck dick."
Jim: "That shit is gonna suck balls man."
Jane:"That motherfucker sucks ballsdick!"

Bob:"How was your weekend?"
Walter:"It was sweet man, I got this hooker who went ballsdick on me bro."

Ballsdick by 0moneypimpwithanadditude December 10, 2009

Ball Mauler 

someone who inserts their hands in the pants pocket and proceeds to adjust their "guys", it feels so good that the practice becomes common place and enjoyed for hours on end. A true ball mauler will do it in front of another party while taking part in casual conversation.

Hey, I was talking to Eric H. about the front page of the NY Post this morning in the server room while he stood there playing pocket pool. What a ball mauler.

Ball Mauler by Eric, Mini-IT professional December 20, 2008

Ball drop 

When your underwear rides up, so you’ve gotta drop it low real quick. You may think that the added theatrics of this move distract from the fact that your package is getting mummy-wrapped by your 100%-cotton christmas cat boxers. But really, it just looks like you’re trying to lay an egg.

This is the third time since Memorial Day that he’s blown out the crotch in his white chinos. Dude’s gotta lay off with the ball drop.

Ball drop by Tommy_John December 3, 2015

Ball Chaser 

When faggots go after the ball for no reason other than touching it, often fucking the team they are playing with over in the process.

That retard Falcon is such a ball chaser

Ball Chaser by GratsRats October 8, 2017

Kegal Ball 

Ball held in the vagina to strengthen the muscle reflex, thus creating better sex

I swear I just saw her Kegal Ball fall out...

Kegal Ball by imbrikis July 7, 2009

lonzo ball 

the goat

gonna average 20 10 10 next year

mono : is lebron the goat?
me: no lonzo ball is the goat

lonzo ball by lonzogoat999 October 9, 2020

David Wells Wiffle Ball

A variation of playing wiffle ball whereby each player must always hold a beer in hand at all times including pitching, fielding, batting, and running the bases. The name is attributable to baseball pitcher David Wells, known as a heavy drinker and who has admitted to pitching hung over. The only rule variation is that players may be penalized with an out for their team if they are caught with an empty beer in hand or spill their beer during the game.

We played David Wells Wiffle Ball instead of the normal version so we could get drunk and do something active at the same time!

David Wells Wiffle Ball by spuggeddie January 13, 2011