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Peruvian Smelly Balls Trick

An act of deception and great tactical nous. The victim, after having been stripped naked and rolled in butter, is stood infront of a very low beam, he then has a pair of very smelly, 3 week unwashed human testicles waved in his face. As said buttered naked victim reverses and bends to navigate under said low beam he unwittingly slots himself onto a ludicrously large freshly lubed dildo that has been stuck to the wall using a medievel glue like concotion of pigs semen and the matted hair from the crotch of a dead rabbit. As the victims buttocks hit the wall either side of the dildo and his eyes bulge wide in fear the perpetrator of this amusing parlour game waves his balls at the victim and shouts "Peruvian Smelly Balls Trick".

Please note due to recent legislation the use of rabbits hair is seen as being rather unsporting and frankly in bad taste.
With fear in his eyes the freshly buttered Steve recoiled away from the stench perpetrating forth from the rancid balls of Ali. As the dildo slipped betwixt his cavernous sphincter his eyes bulged, the corners of his mouth showed a glimpse of a smile and he sighed a deep groan of pleasure before the neanderthal Ali waved his balls dramatically and shreiked "Peruvian Smelly Balls Trick"!!!!!!!!!
by And then came the Flop September 13, 2007
mugGet the Peruvian Smelly Balls Trickmug.
A barometer of ugliness, benchmarked against the beauty of First Minister of Scotland: Nicola Sturgeon.
by Shockblock May 29, 2021
mugGet the Nicola Sturgeon’s Ball Sackmug.

Jesus christ monkey balls

Originally used by Eric Cartman in South park.
-Used to describe something obscenely awesome or cool.
Friend 1- Hey, I just bought the first copy of Grand Theft Auto 4, want to go play it?
Friend 2- Holy Jesus Christ Monkey Balls yeah!
by Nick Durp April 29, 2008
mugGet the Jesus christ monkey ballsmug.

ball out on some niggers

basically, it's just anything that's really intense as fuck.
Ray: "Yo man let's get some people together and go ball out on some niggers."

Alex: "I don't know man, my mom said I can't do that anymore"
by Indigo kid April 6, 2010
mugGet the ball out on some niggersmug.

balls deep in worldy muff

testicles deep inside a woman's vagina that no matter where she goes in the world is a stunner
Tonight I'm gonna go get mortal with the lads an hopefully get balls deep in worldy muff.

>How was last night?
<Balls deep, in worldy muff mann
by Muff Fan July 26, 2012
mugGet the balls deep in worldy muffmug.

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