Fox Zombie

One who relies on Fox News to think for them in the absent of common sense.

The town knew Peter was a Fox Zombie when he ate his dog because Bill O'relly told him too.

by Jon Roads February 5, 2010

Job Zombie

When you reach the point where you realize it's the same old thing over and over again, day in and day out, week after week, month after month, year after...

After three months at his new job, Tom realized he was becoming a job zombie.

by JamesWeyand October 12, 2009

zombie

a corpse brought back to life to wander the earth and feast on the flesh of the living.

"Corpses! Lumbering, rotting cadavers! What contrivance
could have wrought this...this...this abomination?!?!
Diseased science...?? Blasphemous occult rituals? How can
something so...so dead, yet be so alive?!?! And hungry..!
They lust for flesh...Human flesh...and feast upon all the
sweetbreads a man has to offer!!" ~ Maximillian Roivas (Eternal Darkness)

by Dirge February 1, 2005

zombie style

Zombie style is any sex position when a women is on her period and gets blood all over each other while having sex or foreplay.

That chick was doing it zombie style all night long, I woke up and had blood all over my body

by the crafter September 19, 2010

Christmas Zombie

Jesus.

And every year, we give gifts to appease the ghost of Christmas zombie Jesus.

by Shifty Eyed Goat December 23, 2008

zombiecrat

A Democrat who blindly supports the elite candidates of his or her party. Similar to 99% of all Republicans.

I didn't know Lisa was a zombiecrat until she told me she donated money to Hillary Clinton's campaign.

John thinks Barack Obama is a breath of fresh air for the Democrats. Apparently he took the zombiecratic oath.

by Kenny Olav April 10, 2007

zombie's kiss

Usually occurs after waking up or otherwise not in full control of your faculties.

A man sits on the toilet to take a crap but not paying enough attention allows his penis to hang low and touch the cold porcelain bowl.

This is a zombie's kiss.

"I got myself a nasty zombie's kiss this morning."

by Elijah Bone January 23, 2008