zombie economy

Something that looks alive, but is really dead (smells like rotten fish) Something like Goldman Sachs putting a paper mache money transfusion into a corpse, we all walk around following each other for the last drop of blood, forever.

Yeah, got a job the other day: I was CEO at WaMu, but my 12 year old neighbor, outsourced me to mow lawns: zombie economy, you know.

by Quido1 April 16, 2010

Zombieb

a Zombie like fan of Canadian Pop Singer Justin Beiber. Notorious for being fucking insane.

Ashley: OMGZORS I <3 JUSTIN BEIBER SO MUCH. LIKE I TOTES JUST WANNA HAVE SEX WITH HIS HAIR. *squeals*

David: god, what a Zombieb...

Charles: she's hot though

David: Yeah.

by thegrand2piki March 5, 2011

Zombieville

Philadelphia,PA and it's soulless,cracked out mongoloids who mill about the streets.

Wow,the streets of northeast look like Zombieville.

by JoeNJ2 May 17, 2011

Zombie shit

A shit you're sure you flushed but somehow is still in the toilet later.

Mom: WHY DIDN'T YOU FLUSH?
Son: I did!
Mom: Go look!
Son: FUCKING ZOMBIE SHIT

by GLaDImStillAlive July 28, 2011

Zombie Love

Like puppy love, this type of love is an undying passion and love of any one person or thing in which you cannot get thinking about them out of your head because of how much you just can't live without them.

Jean has Zombie Love for Breanna because he never stops talking about how he can't live without her.

by WrenaByrd July 13, 2012

Zombie Kiss

When you embrace your significant other with a silly, over-exaggerated bite then a quick peck on the cheek afterwards. Many males are compelled to do this to their girlfriends after viewing the Walking Dead or Dawn of the Dead.

"Hey man, you make the first move with her?"
"Yeah dude, totally zombie kissed her."

by The Krum February 2, 2012

Work zombie

An employee who experiences a loss of consciousness that can go on for hours or days. In this state, he or she will have no memory at all of the work he or she performed. Also known as work autopilot and work robot, these are usually people who feel that they have no future in their own company. It is believed that the "lost" time is spent in internal calculation so as not to allow the brain cells to atrophy.

"Jones, you cretin. What were you thinking? Were you paying any attention at all to your work?"

(In a fog) "Sorry boss. I must have become a work zombie. "

by Cirdellin January 18, 2010