self-sucker

A self-sucker is a guy who has a long dick and is limber enough to be able to suck his own cock.

I try to stay limber by being a self-sucker now and then.

by USAF Cadet April 30, 2021

Self harm

Do not do it because it’s not worth your life you are needed bubba <3 and you matter

Jake: I don’t think I can take it much longer
Raven: dude no you got this don’t let others bring you down self harm isn’t how you should deal with things

by Cooolkid cookie March 26, 2021

self-sabotage

-a bro suffering from of Post-Traumatic-Breakup-Syndrome (PTBS) has opportunities for new trim, but he "sabotages" it either subconsciously or consciously because he can't get over his ex. Ironically, slam-pieces often throw themselves at a "self-saboteur." This could be from pity or because he's so fucked up over his ex that he is the ultimate challenge.

-when in large groups a self-saboteur can help all of his bros get their stingers in some honey, but in a pack of two . . . the girl he shoots down will end up cockblocking the other two.

-two phases of this terrible disease 1) denial stage- where the guy doesn't want to admit he's doing it and 2) acceptance stage- he's fully aware and begins to alter his attitude so he can stick his stinger in some honey.

Anthony: Did you close on her last night? She was chasing your D.
Tyler: Nah, I got too drunk and started being a dick.

Anthony: Please don't tell me you pull a self-sabotage! Bro, that's just fucking sad! You need to get some new honey on that stinger!

by King of all that is Bro October 6, 2011

self expression

to express ones self; the act of expressing yourself

uhh...self expression is good?

by Jenny September 17, 2003

self-absorbed

A condition where there are two possiblities. you have either simple haughtiness and arrogance, the more commonly implied meaning. however there are those who have an equally obnoxious affect, but which comes not from pride, rather their constant exclusive occupation with their own feelings. Theirs is not the slight narcissism of the former, rather one who has a graduated notion of the sanctity of their own emotions.

Every time I open my mouth, the guy cringes at some perceived insult or lack of regard for his notion of social delicacy. I find when he finally opens his mouth that he is not totally without compassion, but just that his compassion extends mostly to himself, that he is self-absorbed, and frankly, wretched.

by hfontana July 27, 2016

Self Dutching

The act of having a mad case of the pre-poop farts. Where the gassy air gathers so heavy in your underpants, as you finally pull them down and sit to BM, your face is in the exact spot your bundle of farts were as you pulled down your pants. Hence no fresh air and resulting in a self dutch oven.

Scott: Phil man that ice cold draft beer last night has loaded me with air.

Phil: Me too. Those wings have done a hellish number in my lower abdomen as well.

Scott: Ditto bro I was farting so bad running from my car to the rest stop bathroom, the release was so great I didn't even care I gave myself a massive self dutching.

by Stredball February 8, 2013

self wash

While using the urinal, cleaning your own hands with your own urine, and then shaking your hands off and leaving the bathroom without washing your hands

I heard Coach take a piss and afterwords his hands were wet but he didnt wash at the sink, he definately had a self wash

by jagwaggin March 22, 2011