Taint Whip

When struggling to maintain an erection during intercourse due to excess alcohol consumption, rather than penetration the flaccid penis just slaps against the taint

Brah #1: What happened to you last night?
Brah #2: I left the bar with that chick that girl who thought Sandra Bullock was the funniest talent in Hollywood, but instead of laying the pipe, the combination of Long Island Iced Teas and her recital of lines from The Heat caused me to taint whip for 3 hours until we both gave up.

by FakeTucci January 18, 2015

Whipping the cream

Term for masturbation.

I caught my friend whipping the cream and asked me if I wanted it on my dessert.

by elmacko October 16, 2012

Spittle Whip

A sexual move for men with small or micro-penises that involves hanging slobber or spittle from ones penis and whipping their partner in the face with it.

Tony’s dick is so small he had to Spittle Whip her instead of dick slapping.

by George Town virus September 6, 2020

whip nips

When ya whip ya nips

Whip nips make ya nips cold.

by Whip nips August 19, 2017

Pussy whipped

A male so desperate he is at the female's every demand, often neglecting his friends for a piece of (usually) roast beef.

Joe is so pussy whipped! We tried to convince that asshole to see his friends but instead he's watching Qvc with his gf he calls a woman.

by callumlater March 1, 2017

semen whipped

When a girl likes the taste of cum so much that she will drop anything to get it.

Hey, where did Kelci go? You know she went to go suck dick. That girl is so semen whipped!

by Miranda February 2, 2015

cheese whip

When you grab a can of spray cheese and move it around wildly while depressing the nozzle, forming a briefly enjoyable ribbon of cheese through the air.

"Best back off there Mr. Ritz cracker, I cheese whip you! Yes. Satisfying. Mildly satisfying. "

by DocBiscuit May 27, 2017