Unicycle Wheelchair

Arguably one of the better NASA fields of expertise. When the space race was on and it was Uncle Sam vs U.S.S.R, Astronaut vs Cosmonaut and Cats vs Dogs, the need for unicycle wheelchairs became apparant, and Mr. Nasa was once quoted saying, after they had been developed, "i don't know how we ever got by without them"

The Unicycle wheelchair was brought into the commercial sector at the very second the bee gees popularised close harmonic singing in tight trousers. Although, like toasters, expensive at first, the next christmas every household had one. The ratio in Belgium at the time of Michael Moore's conception was 12 unicycle wheelchairs to every 5 people with cheshire cats.

Through these developing years, people began to tamper with NASA's creation. Gentleman would "PIMP" or "ICE" their "RIDES" by adding "HARDCORE" propulsion systems and a "SICK" paint job. Ladies were not so intent on being the flyest mutha so were content with fluffy dice and a sombrero.

Today they are popular still, especially around buckingham palace.

"Unicycle Wheelchairs are essential for respiration"

"Is it a bird?"
"Is it a plane?"
"No, by Jove, its a unicycle wheelchair"

by Jeffrey Douglas August 12, 2006

retrograde wheelbarrow

Its when you are part of a donkey show where you have a donkey and a man(or woman)in a harness, and the donkey is giving it to the man(or woman) while suspended from the donkey. Meanwhile there's a midget with a riding crop wearing nothing more than a black leather hat. He's whipping the donkey to get it to move while the donkey is also eating out of a bag of oats laced with PCP. Now you take a Wii remote with the nunchuck attachment and you insert either end into the donkey's rectum, you then put the other end into the midget's rectum. There's a wheelbarrow behind the donkey. In the wheelbarrow is a tub of pudding with a german female midget can can dancing in the pudding, while "God Save the Queen" is playing on a radio.

I was down in TJ taking a cab when a taxi driver asked me if I wanted to see a donkey show. I told him I had already seen one so he asked if I had ever seen a retrograde wheelbarrow done.

by The Cultists November 22, 2007

wheel

Rewind.As in a record that a DJ is playing.

(i)I shouted "wheel" as Brockie played the intro of 'Echo box'.
(ii) Wheel and come my selector, you bad no bitch!

by MaNaTaRmZ August 24, 2003

hot wheel

Someone from Malaysia. Term originates from Hot Wheels toy cars being produced there.

Edrei is such a hot wheel!

by Red Swingline Stapler May 10, 2007

webegging

The act of asking people (usually in an instant message or email)for cash loans or donations where funds are to be transferred to the recipient via online banking services like PayPal or similar.

Biker454236: "Hey man can I borrow $15 until Friday?. PayPal is screwing me around waiting for funds to be available, and I just need a few bucks to buy some dumb piece of crap plastic electronic gadget today!"

JDoe7638645: no.

by Paul Capello July 19, 2005

wheelbarrow group

A bunch of retards who push a wheelbarrow around together cause they cant do it alone

cody and Eric are in the gay wheelbarrow group because they are not strong enough to push the wheelbarrow around alone

by the X master August 7, 2011

D-Wheel

The D-Wheel. The next evolution of the Duel Disk, this machine goes full throttle in a Riding Duel. Overflowing with speed and thrill this is the ultimate show and symbol of freedom.

I sexually identify as a D-Wheel

by Vegito72 March 10, 2017