U.S.S

Someone who is fat, obese. Used in front of name.

"Look at USS Mary, she's like a whale or somethin'"

by Dreben_2097 May 25, 2005

U.S.S.R.

Union of Soviet Socialist Republics

All of those new countries surrounding russia were in the U.S.S.R., check out a map pre 90's

by Goofyboi October 20, 2005

U.S.S. Kentucky

A United States Navy Submarine that you seriously do NOT want to fuck with. Armed with the latest and best technology, 26 Trident nuclear warhead ballistic missles (named so because they are armed with 3 warheads) capable of being essentially invisible in the water. The one ship that every enemy country fears that is in the United States Arsenal. Capable of also shooting down nuclear missles, it is truly one bad ass fighting machine. You have to be the cream of the crop of sub-mariners to serve on this ship, because of its superiority and its reputation and how seriously bad-ass a force not to be fucked with it is. No other submarine in the world is a match for this bad boy. The location of the submarine except when it is in port is at the level of "Above Top Secret". You picked the wrong submarine and group of sub-mariners to fuck with choosing to go against this sub.

The submarine Kentucky is a nuclear-armed bad-ass machine of warfare, don't fuck with it.

Don't EVER piss the USA off or push the nuclear warhead launch button, because the U.S.S. Kentucky submarine will not only shoot your rocket/missile down, but they will completely fuck your day over.

by SolidSnake3572 September 26, 2013

U.S.S.R anthem

the best thing ever makes you a soviet.

bob: plays U.S.S.R anthem becomes soviet

by hitler jew 43 May 29, 2018

u.s.s. floater

defocating in a bathtub as your partner proceeds to bathe in your fecal matter.

shaniqua really enjoyed the u.s.s. floater instead of playing with her rubber ducky.

by fultzz May 25, 2010

U.S.S.R

1.The country on most classroom maps where Russia should be. Some schools deal with them being outdated by putting up captions saying 'Can you spot which country's have changed?'.
Most simply hope that no-one notices (they don't)

2. Also, where Linka from Captain Planet is from in the early seasons. It later beomes 'Eastern Europe'

Teacher: Could someone please point out Russia?
Student: uhh...What's the U.S.S.R??...and where'd Russia go?
Teacher: Whoops, Sorry! Russia doesn't exist yet...

by flying_potato July 7, 2007

u.s.s.a.

United Socialist States of America

What we will have to change the designation of our country to if Howard Dean is elected.

by bagman December 13, 2003