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Shark in a Washing Machine

Sarah: I heard you hooked up with George! How was it?
Kimberly: Not great. Shark in a Washing Machine.
Sarah: Wow, that bad?

Jane: I just kissed George, he was a Shark in a Washing Machine.
by ThePaver April 23, 2013
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Germantown Car Wash

Germantown Car Wash
Noun.

Drenching yourself in Axe body spray with no regard to the people around you.

Typically done by people from germantown.

Typically done before and/or after gym class
Guy 1: Yo the hallway smells terrible because someone gave themself a Germantown Car Wash

Guy 2: Gross
by QuincyDictionary January 8, 2018
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Dirty Car Wash

The act of a woman using her her ass cheeks to stimulate an erection and seeing it through completion on her lower Lombard region.

Origin: old Norse/cleveland
That girl gave me the best dirty car wash south of the Mason-Dixon.
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muddin and to the car wash

To go muddin and to the car wash is when you rail the fuck outta someone's asshole (muddin) and then make them suck your shitty cock clean (car wash) often used as an alternate route if one is on the lube rack.
I asked Suzie if she wanted to get a six pack and fuck but she didn't like to drink. So I went muddin and to the car wash instead.
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Truck Wash Kings

The best in the business for Washing shit fast as fuck! Also known for 1%ers in working on bikes and riding bikes
Oh shit G those are the Truck Wash Kings
Becareful you don't brush the bugs in the truck the truck wash kings might make fun of you and rape you. Truck Wash Kings
by Silkett October 17, 2020
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Saggy Sac Wash

When an old man goes to take a shit and ends up letting balls soak in the toilet water.
I heard my Uncle hollering from the bathroom, "Dammit, not anther saggy sac wash again? Hehehe, good thing they don't use Tidy Bowl otherwise I'd have me some
Blue Balls!!!"
by jdizzell April 29, 2014
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Carolina Car Wash

The act of a male finishing on a partners face. Let the load simmer, with your partner on their back. Now squat over them gently brushing the load with your asshole hair, like a car wash.
Hi cindy, I sure would like to clean your face with a Carolina Car Wash!
by Cashese May 31, 2009
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