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United States

Also Known as USA, United States of America
An oil hungry entity, known to scavenge all over the globe for new preying grounds. Uses special tactics of lying about WMDs and axis of evil as excuses to gozzle more oil.
Country of gun totting toddlers, who shoot classmates as a pasttime. Also country of confused voters, who become legally blonde every election year.
1. That car is crazy on gas consumption, was it made in the USA
2. Another kid went US yesterday, took down 40 of his classmates without blinking
3.The United States is in search of oil again, I thinl Tukmenistan is next.
by MelvinHenry May 22, 2008
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Unitedstatesian

A literal translation of the Spanish word Estadounidense, which is the equivalent of American in Spanish
Me: what’s the English translation of estadounidense
Spanish teacher: unitedstatesian
Me: ¿que?
by Jahamez July 30, 2019
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United States

A place where logic means nothing and everyone is either anorexic or overweight.
There's something wrong with society in the United States.
by Zero The Dark Angel January 11, 2009
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love and marriage unit

In Catholic and other religious schools the term applies to the phase of teaching dealing with issues of love and marriage. It is also a handy name for one's penis.
I think I'll let the old lady suck my love and marriage unit.
by Poopla May 18, 2006
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move units

since last year 50 cent has really been movin units!
by slsfinest598 August 7, 2003
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hassle units

A "hassle unit" is a standard unit of measure defined by a scale from 0 to 100 used to indicate the difficulty involved in completing a task. The low end of the scale (0) indicates that the task is easy and will be accomplished without effort. The high end (100) indicates that the task will require massive amounts of effort to complete and is nearly impossible.
"Meeting you for lunch today will require 10 hassle units, the restaraunt isn't too far from my office."

"Rewriting that entire proposal before end of business today will require 90 hassle units, but we'll do our best."

"Deciphering John Kerry's position on Iraq requires 99 hassle units.
by Steve Jackson October 12, 2004
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goop unit

n. a word used to describe a pimp
hey goop unit, we gonna go beat up some hos tonight?
by Big Smoke February 11, 2005
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