An "Absolute Unit" is a person of immaculate chad quality who possesses no flaws.
Examples:
Anyone named Goncalo
Examples:
Anyone named Goncalo
by Le Handle May 10, 2021
Get the Absolute Unitmug. A sad, desolate place in north western Europe. where people's teeth are falling out as you read this, stabbing rates are increasing by the second, where people's T's are none existent, and the place where beans on bread is acceptable.
by morengo March 21, 2023
Get the United Kingdommug. A Rap group from Alliance, Ohio made up of more than half of the city's population, despite only having three rappers. the members believe that they go hard and will put their city on the map. they cannot rap very well and think they are the shit. Use the word Nigga way too much
Guy #1: Man Soja Unit goes hard
Guy #2: You need help
Ryan: im in soja unit nigga.
(proceeds to get beat up)
Guy #2: You need help
Ryan: im in soja unit nigga.
(proceeds to get beat up)
by A-town truth June 23, 2013
Get the Soja Unitmug. A sex term used to describe when you take a shit and leave it in the toilet. Go and have anal with your partner until their asshole is the size of a water bottle. Once you are done grab your turd from the toilet and stuff it in her ass.
by WiiWontWork March 13, 2020
Get the The Storage Unitmug. dogs dogs dogs dogs dogs dogs dogs dogs dogs dogs dogs dogs dogs dogs dogs dogs dogs dogs dogs dogs dogs dogs dogs dogs dogs dogs dogs dogs.
by Harambe is my dad October 19, 2016
Get the K9-unitmug. by Rikstir January 3, 2013
Get the Gestation Unitmug. that United Illuminating can't seem to get my power back on in a decent period of time considering it didn't go out till an hour after the storm passed!!
by GodOfLinux September 1, 2011
Get the United Illuminatingmug.