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i just twittered, came all over the sink.
twitter by Dr big sexy April 18, 2009

frat boy teeter totter

Occurs when one frat boy straddles the neck of another and simultaneously urinates in the bottoms mouth while defecating on his chest. Typically this is reversed after the top is done. Often, some of the other frat guys watch and wait to get in on the action.

This is a very common act among fraternity boys, who often find themselves missing each other during periods of the day. Many times they will skip classes or walk quickly away from girls to engage in the frat boy teeter totter.
Shauna: "Do want to go to my place and get it on?"

Jay: "No, I have to get back to the frat house for a frat boy teeter totter with Joel, while Brian watches."

Twitter Fingers 

When a man plays with Clitoris and penetrates at the same time.

Action a referred as Playing Old school DJ with the Pussy.
“He gotta do Twitter fingers to make me cum”

“He gotta have Twitter fingers to get to work
Twitter Fingers by Frstar27 June 20, 2019

stan twitter 

people who spread more awareness during a time of anger and injustice than billionaires and influencers, oh and they’re probably either gay or depressed.
wow i can’t believe literal teenagers on stan twitter are doing more for BLM than widely popular celebrities with giant influences.

Trotters 

(Of Edgeware, London)

Derived from a Duel Monsters tournament in England, frequented by some of the most arrogant players in the country.

1. A derogatory comment that indicates overconfidence or ineptitude in someone, especially in a game.
2. A state of self-delusion wherein a person believes themselves to be inherently better than others. Usually only occurs when a group of people with this problem congregate, but it has been perpetuated by the Internet.

The tournament has it's own elite group of players that will tell you they are "The Best in the UK", and that "You're all too scared" to play against them, sit down in their presence, or look them in the eye.

The elites are perhaps the biggest group of prats ever.
1. Chris is a right Trotter - all he can do is button bash and boast.
2. Paul has gone all Trotters on us - he thinks he's Superman.
Trotters by Hino-Kagu-Tsuchi October 29, 2004
A person who squats a Twitter name for resale.
I came up with the perfect Twitter handle but when I tried to register the name, I found out someone was squatting it just to sell. Damn twatter.
twatter by entrepredude May 23, 2010