Alabama Pony Tail

The act of shaving ones public hair, stuffing the hair in someone else's mouth, and duct taping their mouth shut.

Peter gave Ron an alabama pony tail.

by jps123456 November 15, 2011

Gangly pony hair

Hair thats looks of pony hair

You've got that gangly pony hair.

by that girl with the gangly pony August 20, 2010

dog and pony show

when two or more people or organizations pretend to have a very public grievance with each other in order to create publicity and buzz for their product/service, etc.
Pro wrestling is full of dog and pony act story-lines.

Tito Ortiz made a bunch of rude comments to Ken Shamrock, and Ken lost it and nearly started a fight at the press conference. I know they hate each other, but it's really just a dog and pony show to drum up interest in the fight.

by Fartblossomforyou September 7, 2011

Dog and pony show

Banging a girl doggy style while aggressively pulling her hair back with one of your hands into an impromptu ponytail

She used to be a boring lay and only wanted to do it missionary. That was before I bent her over and gave her the old dog and pony show.

by MrDogAndPony March 3, 2014

One Horse Pony

The flim flam that pony soldiers say in the hoosegow.

C'mon man! That flim flam is from the hoosegow and a one horse pony!

by Sully McCockleshank December 23, 2020

riding the chocolate pony

A white person having sex with a black male.
A white porn actress going bi-racial reverse cowgirl style.
Living on an laxative diet.

My favorite porn actress just went super slut and is anally riding the chocolate pony.

by jsd9632 March 7, 2012

tire swing pony

Something stupid Patrick made up.

"Tire swing pony things exist"
- says stupid people

-says stupid people

by -Anonymous. June 24, 2015