Onions

Slang word for the ends/ last few tokes of a joint/scoober doober/jinty/spliff/ganjafinger3000

Who wants onions on this lads?

Giz onions on that there young fella.
That keith lad he’s King of the Onions so he is.

by Xx_Niguez_In_ParisxX April 19, 2022

Giving an Onion

To forcefully lodge one's penis into another's rectum; to rape someone's anus.

The other day, I was caught giving an onion to some farqueer insisting that our ogerlord is dreck.

by Yung Splenda™ daddy March 13, 2015

Cut my onion

When someone uses what you did to make someone cry (like if you cut an onion it makes people cry but if its your onion that means its your stuff so that means you make other people cry"

"Izzy cut my onion and made Johnny cry"

by RyLan>:( March 14, 2024

onion 2

after years of research, we have finally made it. its perfection is too great for this world.

Man I just love Onion 2!

by The Xer of the Phres January 26, 2021

Onion minx

A person who is sassy and bitter, commonly is insensitive to other people's ideas and tries to bring them down by pointing out mistakes to gain a short-lived confidence boost. Commonly known as a bully.

Person 1: I don't like your hair and you should really style it better, or cover it up with rat fur

Person 2: well aren't u an onion minx today...

by Dawn Massacre March 29, 2013

Onion

A satirical insult used to describe people who believe their thoughts to be complex, 'layered', and autonomous, but who are in reality quite shallow. 'Onions' are easily mislead by silver-tongued politicians and disingenuous statistics, much like those who would take The Onion's news parodies at face value.

Kyle is just eating this shit up, huh? What a fuckin' onion.

by Yowsky May 4, 2021

onions on top

(adj) A general term that indicates a feeling of awesomeness; a substitute for "good", "great", etc; can also substitute for "sexy", "hot", etc; a high compliment.

That hiking trip was amazing; it was onions on top the whole time.

by Omylanta October 31, 2008