mar aka burro

the most beautiful human in this world.
tbh, i love her so much, she’s mine.
she thinks she’s ugly, but she’s the prettiest. she’s smart and strong, sometimes she feels ugly. well, she isn’t.
she owns my heart. she looks like and angel. pls give her love but not a lot bc she’s mine. i love her rEALLY A LOT.
- cass

example:

“did u ever see an angel?”
“yeah, her name is mar aka burro”

by cassqndra August 23, 2018

Mars

My bestest friend. An amazing person.

"Yass Mars!! Go best friend!!!"

by jester_tbh July 4, 2022

Mars

Mars is a tall person with short brown hair and hazel eyes, they love reading and watching whatever they can find on TV. They are a loud person who can be easily hurt by words and hates everything about themselves. If you ever find a Mars, make sure you stick with them!

“Hey bro! Did you hear Mars got moved schools again?”
“Yea, it’s sad honestly.”

by Mars_:) April 6, 2022

MAR

A FUCKING LEGEND

CALL ME BACK, MAR

by HUNTTTS May 24, 2023

Mar-a-Lago Mouth Hug

Over the top (and cringe) of sucking up to #45 in return for access/endorsement. More than likely requires the BJ or other slavish worship to him.

1. How did that guy get Trump's endorsement. He sucks.
2. Must have given him the Mar-a-Lago Mouth Hug.

by NM83 February 19, 2024

jessie mars

Some white kids that sucks on managers dick to be a manager as well. And their beard don’t connect. And his nouns are gay they/them. He thinks that he’s gonna be some lawyer some day but that’s just his imagination. He is known to girls as the gay best friend and gets no bitches

Jessiemars is the gay best friend of the group that is delusional.
Jessie mars means gay whiteboy

by Real akinator June 6, 2023

Mars

someone who has a fat dumpy
pretty thicc
milf/dilf
someone who also knows .. *whispers: Obamas last name and Victoria’s Secret* *blushes*
is the person of many many MANY wives but Zenus is my first wife

Mars: I have a fat dumpy today
Zenus: you sure do
Mars: can we have our sus night Saturday ? 😳
Zenus: *blushes* s-s-s-s-s-sure
Mars: bueno (; yo hablo español baba niña
Zenus: すごい 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

by ObamasSecretWife November 24, 2021