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teen glazing

When some guy cums all over a girl so they look glazed like a donut
"hey have you been teen glazing yet?"
by Zyrexel June 8, 2016
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Teendult

1) When you have the responsibilities of an adult but you are still technically a teenager.

2) When you’re 18 and 19 and considered an adult and also a teenager.
1) I was a teendult when I applied for college in my junior year of high school.

2) It’s weird being a teendult, I’m 19 years old. I’m a teenager AND an adult at the same time.
by Kenise February 4, 2018
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Teen slang

Shit that only teens and sometimes their parents will understand
Teenager: TBH, you suck
Yo mama: Hol up, is my 13yo already using teen slang?
by TheVeryStrangeOne45 June 26, 2022
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TEEN X

TEEN X means you make money, get lit, fuck bitches, listen to Ken Carson , abort children and pop x like smarties.
Boy1: man fuck him, he not even TEEN X
Frat guy1: eat a dick bro, i do drugs and vape weed.
by PUFFADDER0 October 4, 2023
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Annoyed teenager

An Instagram account where there in an air of uncertainly. You don’t know know if the content is satire, or really that idiotic.

If you air on the opinion that the content is satire, the content is absolutely golden, the levels of ironic idiocy are tasteful yet simple, The suple lack of forethought and basic reasoning skills are delightful and invigorating. The arrogance, pristine, self delusion; fantastic!

However, If you take this account for face value, we take a turn for the dark.

A great many questions arise

Is this shit for real? Is so…
Is this the product of our public schools, shitty parenting perhaps?

Maybe both? Is this the result of social media Narcissism? Delusions of grandeur perhaps?
Never has the The Dunning-Kruger effect been applicable.

Regardless of who ever cursed this world giving this creature life, one must ask yourself, can stupidity be so large that is has a center of mass with it’s own gravitational pull? Where is the tylenol?
Phone call *points finger at annoyed teenager*
There she is thanos, right there*
by Factus deletus July 7, 2021
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teenage girl syndrome

A complete misunderstanding of the poor self image that many teenage girls have and its origins. Reffering to the tendency that many young girls have to believe they are fat, ugly or worthless ,it completely ignores the pressure placed on all women to be stereotypically beautiful and trivialises eating disorders.
Girl: I feel worthless and ugly and fat and I constantly worry about calories, I can't stand what I see in the mirror.

Boy: Lol you've got Teenage girl syndrome.
Girl: I was about to tell you that I have anorexia and depression....
by Iamhumanperson December 3, 2015
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Teenage Pregnancy

When a teenage girl get's pregnant. When It happens, It's very funny. Usually happens in black communities, to mudsharks and to cheerleaders.
Teenage Pregnancy never would happen if bitches didn't get cream pied on their periods.
by LlamaLord1994 March 1, 2011
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