stable

when your crush is struggling to maintain some kind of emotional linearity.
lend a mental hand
soothe
inspire
smile
kiss

thank fuck i am more stable than you. this could go terriblue wrong if one of us wasnt
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by Krkič April 22, 2019

Stable

Oh, yeah, no you're right I'm a complete nutjob. Buuuut.... If you're weaponizing schizophrenia against your moratl enemy... Should you really be allowed to keep your license? I mean... for a guys who has said on multiple occasions that he's "never seen anyone get away with anything" Why did you think you could participate in that an nothing would happen to you? You and Dr. David Bus somehow got a recording of me saying I was "Uniquely charming" at a DnD session and quoted me publicly, on camera and posted it to your channel and then gave a speech that I literally wrote, even though I have know way of know how you're seeing any of this. You really think nobody is watching huh? That is wild. I also didn't make any complaints.

Hym "Hey! You watch that tone of your young lady! You know what you're doing over there. Nobody made you do that shit. You could have helped me immediately. I'm in a bit of a pickle. And if I'm that unstable how is what you're doing not the exact opposite of what you should be doing? You clearly make house calls. Ask christiano ronaldo. You're doing this to yourself because you wanted to teach someone a lesson and now look at you. Both of you. And Thomas Delauer is more qualified to talk about your diet than you. I've had more stolen from me than you'll ever earn in your life and I don't have nepotism working for me. I had to actually build my fanbase from the group up. I mean really. What did you think was going to happen with you doing that? Huh? You need to rethink your attitude. Go sit on the stairs. Your father and I are going to talk and you can rejoin the conversation when learn how to behave yourself."

by Hym Iam January 12, 2023

rectum stabber

A homosexual poofter

Man that guy is a rectum stabber

by spazmatronic October 27, 2008

Botty stab

Botty stab : a polite version of "fucked up the ass" used around impressionable youngsters. Typically used for a less grievous situation than an actual FUTA moment, for instance, a mere metaphorical tickle on the butt. Also, most often announced by the person kicking themselves in the ass. Ideally the impressionable youngster will not know the full meaning, and will forever remain ignorant of this etymology until they read this Urban Dictionary entry (or a plagiarized version thereof) . Coined around 1980 by a New Zealander living in Churton Park, Wellington.

Example: realizing he just gave away all his lives in a Comodore64 game to his opponent, "Oh, botty stab."

by Geonmaster July 24, 2017

stable boy

stable boy > stable girl

Everyone knows that a stable boy is greater than a stable girl

by awsomeo4000 August 23, 2009

Face_Stab

The Proest runecaper Everyone wishes to be him but there is only one pro and thats Face_Stab

''Wow I Wish I Was Face_Stab'' Says the little boy.

by HiGuysImaPro January 14, 2009

You stabbed my child

When one bursts into laughter as an inappropriate joke at the early hours of morning, waking up any unfortunate house mates

Just had a "you stabbed my child" moment and my mum came in and blocked me for it

by xomaniac December 2, 2011