Whittlesea Railway Station

2 small platforms claiming to be a railway station in the town of Whittlesey, Cambs, UK.
Only served by a train every 2 hours it's a joke of a service.
It features a 30 year old beach shelter, lights, gates and a sign.
Ample Parking though!
A whole train cannot stop there as the platform is too short.

Now arriving at Whittlesea Railway Station.
Please move forward to the front two carriages or you won't be able to get off!

by mehman2k16 July 30, 2009

pop-tart stain

Someone who makes a statement or comment that makes no sense or is just idiotic.

WTF....you're a total pop-tart stain.

by niihka July 25, 2016

lil poop stain

A side piece you have that normally has a turd nugget in her G-string.

" Cindy just called, she's my one an only lil poop stain"

by Sir elfdickey December 21, 2016

hittin' the stain

To go to bed with the intent to sleep.

“Ohh, I’m beat — I’m hittin' the stain.” — Mystery Science Theater 3000, “Manos: The Hands of Fate”

by Stan Forrest October 12, 2018

Cum Stain

A derogatory phrase used to berate or otherwise castigate another male as to make him feel inferior to other males or to put him in his place. This phrase almost always alludes to the other male as belonging to a different sexual orientation (ie homosexual). This phrase is usually uttered in a heated conversation.

Listen you F**king Cum Stain. Why don't you go suck another couple hundred cocks before you try to run off at the mouth to me. Do you know who I am?

by JayWhiz July 15, 2009

Metro Station

An electro-pop band, comparable to hellogoodbye. The only difference being that instead of singing about summer love and cute crushes, Metro Station prefers booty calls and more booty calls.

Regardless, this band is great, definitely danceable, and they put on great live shows.

"Tonight we'll touch
And they won't know
I know you're dying
To take off your clothes

Just trust in me
I'll never run away
You kiss my lips
And you taste like pain
And while I'm pushing it, I'm moving
Somehow you manage to say..."

A couple of lines from "Wish We Were Older" by Metro Station

by Shaday May 25, 2008

Docking Station

When a male lines his anus up with a woman's vagina and shits in her. It may be necessary to get a 'turtle head' before attempting this procedure to ensure the maximum deposit.

After eating a heaty meal Stan felt the need to give his woman a large docking station before taking her doggy style.

by Klarsh March 14, 2009