Spinge Binge 

The You Tube poop version of Spongebob square pants

"Squidward's father , raped him. isn't that sad?" said Spinge Binge

Spinge Binge by Urban Slave 2 May 26, 2019

No Springs 

to be used in a state of desperation or complete disappointment. the term no springs is in reference to a 50's infomercial on the importance of springs in everyday life.

when you have taken a really hard test and the teacher has evaluated the paper unfairly, simply state your ultimate level of disappointment by using the term "aw...No Springs" in a simple monotone statement

No Springs by ubbey road May 25, 2006

Jerry springer midget fight 

So untasteful yet sooooooo funny you cant resist..

Hey Bob, I was watching this vid, HA HA, sorry man, on youtu, HA HA HAAA, oh my god it was sooooo fun, fu, HA HA ha haaa.. (Ten minutes of laughing later at the video Jerry springer midget fight), HA HA HA, and MAN, I was just looking at the screen shouting JERRY, JERRY, JERRY..

Jerry springer midget fight by wl11lam March 26, 2010

Springboro High School

A place where the 'popular' crowd is full of complete douches who make all the other schools hate the rest of the students. It's about 30% selfish rich kids, 60% normal people trying to get through high school, and 10% people who are true to themselves and get bullied for it. Most of the jocks are immature and inconsiderate. Most of the popular people are potheads. Life at SHS for the rest of the students pretty much blows.

Kid 1: Springboro High School is full of asses.
Kid 2: No, that's just the jocks who think they're cool.

Life at Springboro High School sucks if you aren't a douchebag.

Springboro High School by itsfunnycuzitstrue September 12, 2011

Springsteen Split 

The tendency of a Jersey Rocker's testicles to fall to either side of the zipper or fly of his too-tight acid-wash jeans

"Jon Bon Jovi was totally sportin' the Springsteen Split onstage last night!"

Springsteen Split by djslut September 28, 2005

Bruce Springsteen 

1. A great artist who writes and sings some of the best music the world has ever known.
2. Also, has a second career as a self loathing limosine liberal who has an amazing track record for backing losing candidates.

Kerry: "Oh shit! We got the Springsteen endorsement...talk about the kiss of death!"

KerryAide: "Don't worry sir...I'll get him on the phone and see if I can get him to back Bush"

Springsteen's Answering Machine: "..yeah..this is Bruce..what the fuck do YOU want..I can't come to the phone right now...I'm to busy hating myself...leave a fucking message"
Beeeeppp.

Bruce Springsteen by Streamwalker October 14, 2004

springfield 

A city in western Massachusetts, pop. 160,000. Home of:

- Basketball

- Volleyball (invented in Holyoke, a Springfield suburb)

- Dr. Seuss

- Indian Motorcycles

- The Springfield Armory (stocked the US military with rifles since before the US Civil War up until 1967, when it was converted to a vocational/technical community college).

- The Springfield Indians AHL hockey team, whose claim to fame was that Snoop Dogg wore their jersey at the end of the Gin and Juice video (or "What's My Name?", I can't remember).

- And presumably more stuff that I can't think of right now.

Lots of Puerto Ricans live there now.

"Of all the cities that I have ever had the opportunity to spend time in, Springfield is definitely one of them."
-Learned wise man.

springfield by 5th Column February 28, 2004