spoon bender

spoon bender is a person who is so fat that when they sit on a spoon, it bends

Bob: Hey Jim sat on my spoon
Leeroy: Well, you're not getting it back because he's a total spoon bender
Bob: Damn! No my spoon!

by Geoffrey6789998212 November 02, 2011

Sugar Spoon

a combination of EVERY swear word..

CUNT+FUCK+SHIT+WANKER+PISS+ARSEHOLE etc etc= Sugar Spoon


James you are such a fucking SUGAR SPOON

by wankanator April 04, 2009

rusty spoon

Waking up spooning, stuck together by dried blood between each others nether regions.

The rusty spoon gets me every time.

by Meyerd3 August 15, 2015

Tuna spoon

A powerful sex move destroying the womans reproductive organs with a can of tuna.

Yeah, i tuna spooned Katie last night.
She died at the hospital

by Lilswippax November 07, 2019

Extreme Spooning

The advanced version of spooning.

Extreme Spooning is the art of spooning while creating as much skin on skin contact as possible, to become more and more like a human pretzel. No sort of sexual penetration is required for extreme spooning but is often encourage.

Courtney: So my boyfriend really wasn't into sex last night but he did hold me.

Ashley: Well that was nice of him. I assumed he spooned you most of the night?

Courtney: Well, it was a bit more then that. We laid in bed naked, with his legs twisted around me and his hands running all over my body. I could definitely tell he was ready for some forking but it didn't happen.

Ashley: Honey, you've just experienced extreme spooning.

by nw968 July 13, 2012

spoon jaw

Nigger that has a large out hanging jaw that looks like an ape.

That Spoon Jaw should be hanging from a vine.

by Cletus T. Brown June 06, 2006

spoon shank

a broken bottle used as a weapon by an african american; also known as nigger knife.

that black fella at the bar cut up charlie with spoon shank

by toneer June 03, 2008