Definitions by Geoffrey6789998212

spoon bender 

spoon bender is a person who is so fat that when they sit on a spoon, it bends

Bob: Hey Jim sat on my spoon
Leeroy: Well, you're not getting it back because he's a total spoon bender
Bob: Damn! No my spoon!

spoon bender by Geoffrey6789998212 November 2, 2011