Spider Web

scam to rob someone of their dope and/or money

"Hey where did you get this?"
"spider web"

by Kendrabby<3 April 29, 2010

Barky Spider

Euphemism for "Fart".

Standing in line at the Movie Theater, I cut a stinky Fart. But to shove the blame away from me I said to my friend,... "Hey.. did you hear that Barky Spider? Those little Barky Spiders seem to be everywhere I go!"

by Kevin Gets December 06, 2009

Spider-Manning

When Mr. Coughlin jerks off onto random walls.

"God damn it, Mr. Coughlin is Spider-manning all over the walls at the children's hospital."

by Larry_Smith Ridgeview September 17, 2017

screaming spider

The anus (see ane, rect, sphinct, etc). Especially one which is fully exposed and where the ickle folds look like a spider kicking and screaming whilst launching itself towards the observer

DUDE! Get that screaming spider away from me - it smells of goats nads!

by Wu Dark April 05, 2004

purple spiders

thizz pills also refered to as: thizz, e, x, and xtc

i was poppin them purple spiders last night and i woke up dis morning in a feild with a wild crack dog.

by KT<3 September 18, 2006

clock spider

A weak foe dismembered after a strenuous fight with Eternal Ferret. We all mourn this Loss. HAHA SUCKERS!!

"Clock spider, shmock shmider. The Eternal Ferret just whoped his ass good!"

by Scotty February 08, 2004

barking spider

Farting on a girls face while she's licking your ass. The ass hairs tickling her nose will feel like a spider crawling on her face.

"I gave your girlfriend a barking spider last night"

by bammer March 04, 2008