simeon

one who shits on peoples chests, mainly panda bears named John, and usually during video games, such as madden and fifa

Simeon: Get shitted on!!

Simeon: would you like me to get you some toilet paper for your chest?

George: hey John, whats that brown stain on your chest?

Simeon: sure you wanna wear that shirt? i would hate to stain it

Chris: i smell shit, where's Simeon?

Simeon: just had some laxatives, im ready for fifa :)

by getshittedon! December 28, 2010

semper in excreta

A good personal motto. Always being in trouble, constantly doing things that do not measure up to expectations, literal translation - "always in the shit".

Dave's D.I.Y. plumbing effort caused a flood in the bathroom which ruined an entire floor and brought down the ceilings in the lower floor.
"Dave, everything you do goes wrong. As they used to say in ancient Rome, "semper in excreta". You're always in the shit. This time, literally!"

by Stubabe December 18, 2009

Simp

Males who are depicted are Simps often correlate with their over-dedication towards females in ways that can be viewed as idolizing them.

Simps are usually correlated with males who act as subordinates or peasants towards women.

"Hey Synly? What do you think about Brawlatron?"

"Oh he is a major fucking simp, he'll do anything for pussy."

"LibidoLibidoLibidoLibidoLibidoLibidoLibido"

by sinfulzeta January 25, 2020

Simp

Harry. Just Harry.

My friend Metrix is a total Simp

by Nuyxo April 16, 2020

Simp

Paul Nguyen

Did you hear about that new simp that keeps going for basic Asian girls?
Do you mean Paul Nguyen?

by exfi8 June 24, 2020

biggest simp

simp is a person who is simp

shaan is the biggest simp

by shaan simp May 11, 2020

simp

A guy who tags along with hot girls because he think it will get him laid.

Tell that fucking simp to stop calling and hanging out with your girlfriend.

by Artemus Clyde January 20, 2005