hungry shits

When you are overstuffed and overfull from a big meal, then take such an epic shit that you feel 10 pounds lighter and hungry.

Rebecca ate three servings of her favorite dinner and felt she had overeaten, but it was so good it was worth it. Her stomach was bursting with fullness. She had to poop too. She made her way slowly to the bathroom and sat down, and the shit just came and came. It felt like a five foot long turd. It wrapped so many times around the toilet bowl that the end of it was laying on the seat. When she was finally down, she felt good. She felt like she lost some weight. She was also craving more of that dinner. Rebecca had a case of the hungry shits.

by Nutzen YerMouf February 9, 2018

Wine Shits

Extremely loose, wet stool that is induced by drinking too much wine of any variety. Wine Shits are known for their extremely rancid, stench and shit vapors bouquet. The remnant smell of Wine Shits is known to linger for extended periods of time and are most often encountered in office restrooms on Monday mornings after the office's resident wine connoisseurs have been on a weekend bender.

No one wanted to use the Men's restroom on Monday morning. Ron was well known for making his usual early morning arrival and sharing a wicked smelling case of the Wine Shits from his weekend wine bender.

by Eaton Holgoode May 6, 2015

have the shits

To have diarrhea. To go to the bathroom and evacuate your bowels in liquid form.

It can also be used if you have a lot of belly pain and have to go constantly to the bathroom for number two.

Poor Mary, she has the shits.
My cat had the shits last night.
I think I have the shits.

by NAjA November 26, 2013

No funny shit

For one to be serious, used around New York, it would be like saying real talk. If some hits you with “no funny shit” there about to tell the truth.

Tykeis “, no funny shit, my ma died yesterday”.

Marcus”, deadass ?”.
Tykeis “ word 2 !”.

by NYkid718🥵. June 7, 2019

Nut Shit

A slang term in reference to doing something ridiculous typically used in the Philly region.

''Why you outside in the cold with no shirt on? You on some nut shit...''
''Boul on some nut shit wearing that fake ass belt''
''You on some nut shit fighting that lil ass boy''

by PeanutLive215 December 17, 2020

Shit soup

When you take a shit and then piss in the toilet afterward

Goddamnit! You didn't flush your shit soup!

by maxxor129 June 28, 2015

shit happens

Something that happens that is out of your control. Also meant if you really don't care for what happened.

Guy 1: "dude, did you hear what happened?"
Guy 2: "shit happens. So what's new?"

by HigherChamp January 25, 2014