rusty bedspring

when you take a shit on someone and it coils up on their chest resembling a rusty bedspring.

Claudia wanted a cleveland steamer but wound up with a rusty bedspring instead.

by Ninja LOVER June 20, 2008

rusty burger

When a ladies anus is hairy with peices of shit in it, and a man penetrates it anyway.

HE DEFINATELY GOT THE OL' RUSTY BURGER LAST NIGHT.

by Masternoob 720 May 8, 2009

rusty ralph

when you fuck a girl in the ass and don't wipe off the fecal matter. The next morning she gives you a blowjob.

Guy 1: that chick last night gave me a rusty ralph today.

Guy 2: No way man

Guy 3: pretty fucked up, i know

by Danney J December 13, 2006

Rusty Shafting

The act of 'ewaning' or a 'ewan' entering from behind, thus making his 'shaft' 'rusty' or 'browned' (covered in excrement) in the process. Girls totally digg-it! However over Shafting may lead to Red Shafting! Beware!

Girl 1 - "Ewan came round last night and totally rust shafted me!"

Girl 2 - "Wow you're so lucky, did you spurt all over his ceiling?"

Girl 1 - "Course I did!"

*enter Ewan*

Ewan - "Bitches bend over and open the hatches! Im gunna rusty shaft you 'till you cough up my cock!"

Both Girls - "YAY! Thanks Ewan!"

*Rusty shafting comences*

by Paco-dude July 3, 2009

rusty pinky

When someone uses the little finger for anal sex.

"A rusty pinky will make your finger stinky!"

by Mom and Matt March 6, 2017

rusty toolbox

Is a reference to a not well liked individual's anal canal, usually accompanied by anal seepage and country music.

Lemme eat that rusty toolbox, nobody else will.

by TheLetsGetItGuy January 28, 2017

rusty melodica

Anilingus performed on female, accompanied by manual clitoral stimulation.

My secret girlfriend likes rimming and fingers, so I think a rusty melodica will be right down her alley.

by Cookies and Unicorns July 27, 2011