Spuzz rod

Penis, dick, johnston, wang

Once I blew my bolt she proceeded to lick the sludge off my spuzz rod.

by Tricky1979 February 22, 2024

hot rod duncan

in an amblin’ van lived a banjo man and his name was hot rod duncan

person 1: omg it’s hot rod dunkin!!!!!!!
hot rod duncan: who?

by ILCilikecoal July 24, 2025

rod rancher

A guy who maintains a stable of throbbing rods at his beck and call. Also, a guy who you really don't like at all.

"Wow, that dude is gayer than a Brokeback Mountain action figure playset with a squirtgun full of sweetened condensed milk!"

"Definitely a rod rancher, for sure."

by General Lee A. Dumas December 2, 2013

playing rod

Playing rod is a term for gay people playing with boners

Jimmy I had fun playing rod with you.

by ;()()()() April 21, 2018

Rod God

The divine entity of a guy whose name happens to be Rodney. Also can be referred to as Godney.

Guy 1: Hey is that Rodney?
Guy 2: What? No, that's the all powerful Rod God.

by Rodgod11 December 21, 2020

Rod Land

A 1990 arcade game. Also known as Yousei Monogatari Rod Land, or Rod Land: A Fairytale.

The story follows Tam and Rit as they try and rescue their mother who's been taken away to a tower filled with (cute) monsters.

Average Joe: "boy, I haven't been this bored in ages!"

Average Joe's friend: "why don't you go run through rod land then?"

Average Joe: "people still play that??"

by Aufhebenicus December 13, 2017

Rod

A sexy cute guy who loves wearing big & black pants. Usually very smart, confident, passionate, open-minded and considerate. Rod lovers girls and everything about girls. AWESOME IN BED! He makes you cum so hard over and over with his nice dick and magical fingers. You will be extremely satisfied and exhausted when you finish with him.

Rod is a hot porn start; successful business man; professional engineer; GREAT DADDY.

"He took me to Heaven last night :P"
"Omg that's a real Rod!"

by KLAUSPIG November 23, 2021