Roastbeef Curtains

When a vagina has been excessively sexed to the point that the lips looks like curtains made out of roastbeef.

Yo Fez did you see the Roastbeef curtains on that stripper?

by Tom Molnar November 5, 2007

roast beef taco

A sophomoric euphimism for the visible parts of female genitalia, owing to the resemblance to shaved meat.

"Her roast beef taco smells like fish, ironically."

by bellipotent July 27, 2006

roastation

roasting in extrme heat

I'll Die of roastation

by Keri Mescherschmt May 28, 2006

roast beef curtains

loose folds of skin which hangs from either side of the vaginal opening on some women

"I needed bungee cords and clothes pins to keep her roast beef curtains out of my way as I orally pleasured her."

by Scott Martin June 29, 2006

roast chicken

pulling the foreskin up and over the balls to create what looks like a roast chicken, drumsticks included.

check out my roast chicken!

by benny ching chang July 16, 2008

roast beef drag lip

Labia with a tinge of brown. Though they may appear to be fresh roast beef, do not try to serve them on a po-boy with gravy. Roast beef drag lips are, in fact, stained vagina.

Your grandmother asked me to help her douche. But when I noticed she was kicking the roast beef drag lip, I gave her a cunt punt.

by Anne Marie Vandencunt June 11, 2006

roast beef mud flaps

Roast Beef Mud Flaps are the oversized lips of the vagina that resemble the mud flaps on a semi truck if they were made out of roast beef. This phenomena is often related to the woman having an excess of sexual partners, and/or extreme stretching by the use of sexual toys.

Chris: Hey man, did you end up hitting that last night?
Ken: Yeah, but it wasn't that great.
Chris: Why not?
Ken: Well, she had a massive set of roast beef mud flaps.

Chris: Were they that bad?
Ken: Yeah, it looked like she road a chainsaw to work everyday.

by Queef Chief May 28, 2016