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bacon ride-along 

When a chick is fucking a cop.
"Amanda left work early, but didn't go straight home. She met up with Officer Freytek for her weekly bacon ride-along."
bacon ride-along by TomKVideo August 27, 2009

Bumper Ride 

The term "Bumper Ride" is a regional term originating in Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio with nearly the same meaning as the term "skeetch," but suburbanized and without city bravado. Due to the snowy roads in the city, kids often hitched a ride by staying low and grabbing on to the rear bumper of a vehicle at a stop sign and 'skiing' the road, more like 'water-skiing,' and released hold of the rear bumper when reacing their destination. Avoiding detection was key, due to the hidden nature of the liability incurred by the driver. Sadly, chrome bumpers are no longer made on cars and the tradition has fallen by the wayside.
Derek caught a "bumper ride" all the way to his street and only walked a block instead of 12 blocks.
Bumper Ride by mangledsaxon May 26, 2012

Goat ride 

Oral sex performed on a woman by a man with a goatee . An inverted mustache ride .
"Who wants a goat ride?"
"I vant one! I vant one!"
Goat ride by nox9wyrm June 28, 2019

Flavor Ride 

When a guy wears a flavored condom during sex
"After dinner, I wanna go on a Flavor Ride!

fruit ride

it’s a way of life…

fruit ride isn’t a thing it just IS
liana: i want to get a free ride in the ambulance

jenna: what’s a fruit ride??

liana: i said free ride….

jenna: FRUIT RIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!
fruit ride by fruit ride JELI January 3, 2023

scam a ride 

The act of tricking someone into driving you somewhere that you don't want to drive to. e.g. a bar or a night club.
I told Scott to scam a ride with Dean so we could get hammered at the party last night.
scam a ride by rhys3175 January 5, 2014