Raft Pumpkin

1. When your farts are so ripe that you lose all your friends in a Wal-Mart.
2. When there's a fart queued to come out and you sneeze, forcing the fart out while your butthole is clenched and it tears your asshole in half.

1. Guts; "What's wrong with that guy?"

Griffin; "He was riding high but then he hit a raft pumpkin..."

2. "I was sitting on my aunt's couch and I power-pumped a raft-pumpkin."

And that is how you make scrambled eggs!

by Duke aka Dukenstein 3D June 15, 2018

Shotty pump

Any type of pump shotgun

*buddy gets shot by a shot gun*
Oh shit he clapped buddy up with a shotty pump

by Pap_So_Savage July 21, 2018

Jumbo pump

An american rapper who released his only single, Rice. also known as beef sticks

Jumbo pump is better than lil pump, because he is Jumbo. also beef sticks are lit. i ****** love rice so much
-millions of affectionate fans

by Beef sticks official October 25, 2018

Dump Pump

When a dude takes forever in the bathroom because he masturbates then poops while on the toilet.

dump pump masturbate

Tyler was in the bathroom for a good 20 minutes he must've been doing a dump pump.

by chicks_knowthe#truth March 8, 2019

curfew pumpkin

A person who sneaks out to dance parties, raves, concerts and other such social events without his or her parents’ permission and must return before a certain time or before the parents notice that their child is gone. Much like how Cinderella had to return home unnoticed before the stroke of midnight and the carriage returned to being a pumpkin, people who are curfew pumpkins must slip in and out of their house without being detected.

She left the party in a hurry without explaining so she might be a curfew pumpkin

by Major Madcat July 16, 2019

“Say pumpkin”

i swear down!

“Say pumpkin” is another phrase replacement for “Swear down?” or “mums?” You cannot lie whilst saying pumpkin, as it was sworn into the universe to get very bad luck if done so.

Fred: I won the lottery today!
Rosie: Say pumpkin!
Fred: Pumpkin. Pack your stuff we’re going to Hawaii!

A phrase created by @sariria_ and @kynangobola on Instagram.

by the almighty peppa pig July 18, 2019

Post-Pump Syndrome

After effects of a massive pump
Symptoms:
Lack of testosterone

Depression

Shrinkage

Steroid Usage

That Post-Pump Syndrome hit me hard yesterday, busted everywhere.

by #1BuffBoy January 16, 2020