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1. When your farts are so ripe that you lose all your friends in a Wal-Mart.
2. When there's a fart queued to come out and you sneeze, forcing the fart out while your butthole is clenched and it tears your asshole in half.
1. Guts; "What's wrong with that guy?"

Griffin; "He was riding high but then he hit a raft pumpkin..."

2. "I was sitting on my aunt's couch and I power-pumped a raft-pumpkin."

And that is how you make scrambled eggs!
by Duke aka Dukenstein 3D June 15, 2018
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