Chocolate Pudding

When you are having anal intercourse, and you pull your penis out and put it in their mouth and they suck all the feces off of it.

I gave Felicia the chocolate pudding last night!

by SteveA1986 December 28, 2008

Pantie Pudding

Pantie Pudding: Another word for "sharting".

Jenifer: PBLT.(farting noise)

Jim: Ah that has got to be some serious pantie pudding!

by squiggles02 February 24, 2009

vanilla pudding

Something that is extremely strange, awkward and generally makes no sense at all. Something totally without logic and severely disjointed in all possible ways.

Origins point to a facebook wall-to-wall that reads like this:
Guy1:Man we haven't partied since the summer. But dang I just remembered I can't party this weekend either. -_-

Guy2:it was vanilla pudding!

I managed to successfully make a round square in the laboratory today using conventional house hold items.

That a lot of vanilla pudding you just uttered.

by GothicDeath November 16, 2010

banana pudding

you stick ya dick in some banana puddin then slap a bitch in the face wit it

banana pudding that bitch

by amber adam brock quinn January 9, 2008

puddling

The act of premature elimination occurring up to 35 paces from a wall mounted urinal or floor mounted toilet. The act can only be defined as puddling if access to urinal or toilet is unobstructed. Premature elimination resulting from an interruption such as a cell phone call or a hallway inquiry (or altercation) is not puddling.

The first written document of puddling dates back to the Egyptian city of Alexandria, where a Mesopotamian scholar, visiting the construction site of the city’s historic library, encountered a merchant handing out honey candy samples to slave laborers. The scholar had skipped breakfast and approached the merchant for some honey candy. The merchant seemed distracted and would not give a straight answer—he focused his eyes on a hole in the ground some distance away. Quite suddenly, he handed the scholar his tray of honey candies and walked briskly towards the hole. He stopped a short distance from the hole and stood erect. After a moment, his shoulders slumped a bit and he smiled, walking confidently back to the scholar and taking back his tray of honey candy. "Have you ever puddled?" The merchant asked the scholar. "Really, you must."

by C.W. Alfonsin December 23, 2007

Puddi

A drug made from a variety of household chemicals mixed with vanilla pudding. The recipe is not clear, but typically involves some combination of bleach, antifreeze, draino, brake fluid, or any of a variety of common chemicals. The mixture is typically ingested in small amounts, but can also be injected in diluted form without the pudding.
The effects vary based on exact recipe and quantity ingested, but range from extreme lethargy and unresponsiveness to mild hallucinations.

Matt: I once knew a teenager whose weed was laced with Puddi and he was put in the ICU. He was released three weeks later, but with irreversable brain damage.

Joren: Dude...<depressed face>

Matt: I know.

by Raise Awareness December 8, 2010

lily padding

going from place to place, sometimes in a frog-like fashion; "to go lily padding"; more commonly phrased as lets bounce, Let's blow this popsicle stand!, etc.

Dude, this party sucks... let's go lily padding until we find another party that isn't as lame.

by Big Mike February 21, 2005