Procrastibation

Masturbating for the purpose of wasting time when you have something important due.

I had a 10 page paper due in several hours but I wallowed in procrastibation.

by NKH June 11, 2009

Procrastinator, The

Title of up-and-coming student newspaper from Rudolf Steiner School Kings Langley. It exists to serve three noble purposes:
1) To pump out gossip and propaganda
2) To advocate procrastination
3) To rip off students

"Yo, dude, have you got this issue of The Procrastinator?

by The Editor January 16, 2005

Procrasturbating

The act of scamming out of work to masturbate.

1) Has anyone seen Vinny?
2) No last time I seen him was about 30 minutes ago, and he was walking to the head.
3) Oh he must be procrasturbating again.

by Cpl. Brown December 9, 2009

Productive Procrastination

In order to avoid doing something you need to do, you do something else productive.

I use Productive Procrastination when I clean my room instead of starting an English paper.

by Jbodnar13 March 4, 2011

procrasterbate

1. To take physical and mental pleasure in procrastinating

2. Putting things off while realizing that it feels good, but you're really only screwing yourself.

In an effort to procrasterbate, I alphabetized my roommate's CD collection and made an ASCII art wall hanging of Van Gogh's ear. In color.
...I am so screwed.

by myrddins January 9, 2006

Procrasturbate

To intentionally delay male orgasm during masturbation. For whatever reason

I had a lunch at two:thirty. It was fifteen past the hour, so i procrasturbated under my desk.

by flakey ass February 26, 2009

Procrastination

Procrastination is like masturbation. It may feel good at the time but in the end you're fucking yourself.

Dude, I had to do a seven page paper last night, but my nightly procrastination got in the way.

by huntingmike111 August 16, 2009