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lean position

Military slang for getting bent over or fucked in the work place. usually by an officer or over eager senior NCO.
"ok people, i know were supposed to head home from the desert tomorrow, but if we do another 2 months we can all get a short tour ribbon and i dont have one yet!"

from the crowd "Lean position ho!!!!!!!!!"
by William Burkhalter May 9, 2008
mugGet the lean positionmug.

Cock Blocking Position

The position a cock blocker assumes before he/she is about to block some cock.
A guy and a girl sit down next to each other body language facing one another. The cock blocker then pulls up a chair and sits between them.

Person 1: why’s that guy interrupting a two person conversation?

Person 2: oh you mean Jason? He’s about to assume the cock blocking position.
by Unblockmycock September 14, 2020
mugGet the Cock Blocking Positionmug.

The Amy Position

A sex position commonly found in orgies in which 3 people perform the eiffel tower position and the rest of the participants play limbo under the middle of the eiffel formation. This position was dubbed the Amy Position due to the shape of the eiffel tower resembling the letter A for Amy. The Amy Position can also be used in other sex positions found in orgies such as the Sienna Position.
"Hey Sienna want to join us in doing the Amy Position that we're going to do in the orgy this Saturday?"
"Darn tooting Amy, i'd love to"
by fnv2010 February 13, 2025
mugGet the The Amy Positionmug.

Short Position Complex

The Fear That You Fucked up when you took a Short position against AMC Theaters and now wish you were Long.
Hedgies have Short Position Complex because they thought my beloved AMC Theaters stock price was going to be driven down to Zero.
by SilverBack the one and only January 13, 2022
mugGet the Short Position Complexmug.
This process involves finding the hidden spot on a Vietnamese lady that is covered in a thick layer of brush. When located, your penis will be gravitationally sucked into the trap leaving you immobilized. The only way out of the trap is to force your body with brute strength back in forth inside of her. This causes friction to burn the shrubbery and it to release the penis.
I used the vietnamese fly trap position to heat up my rice.
by kingify January 14, 2025
mugGet the vietnamese fly trap positionmug.

Positive gangster

A businessman who smiles and brings people up and keeps it 100 and doesn't lie unless it's a Noble lie.
Man that guy is really a positive gangster
by R2O September 23, 2022
mugGet the Positive gangstermug.

whoa girl position

Any position that makes that makes the man go whoa girl
Damn man she got into that whoa girl position and just went to town
by Cytoki May 15, 2016
mugGet the whoa girl positionmug.

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