by samantha April 4, 2005
Get the Penismug. the male reproductive organ; it hangs out of your body and gets hard when it wants to shoot. Paul Tucci of Oceanside New York has a very small one, this is due to anabolic steroid use because hes so small. (his mom told me last night when i did her).
by Mike Melito August 3, 2007
Get the Penismug. If you're male, it's the little dangly thing between your legs. If you are female, it's the little dangly thing between your boyfriend's legs.
by YourMom'sNewBoyfriend May 6, 2010
Get the Penismug. by Danielle June 4, 2003
Get the Penimug. A penis is the sexual reproductive organ of the male gender. The penis is suppose to be inserted into a woman's vagina during sexual intercourse; however, it can be inserted into the mouth, the anus or the ear of the woman as well.
The penis is also used to bring pleasure to a lonely male. By rubbing the penis, it stimulates the highly sensitive nerves in the head to a certain degree in which it signals the reproductive system to ejaculate sperm and semen out of the penis and all over the lonely dude's hand.
A penis is a long shaft made entirely out of thick blood vessels. Flanking the shaft of the penis are two balls resting in a sack. This sack is called the ball sack and hurts like hell whenever they are kicked hard by an angry female.
A penis grows hard during arousal, and this arousal is called a boner. During a boner, blood fills inside the penis, filling up all the blood vessels and making it hard and stiff
A penis can be written in computer language too. To do this you simply type the letter 8 followed by an equal sign that can be made at any quantity desired, followed by a capital D.
The penis is also used to bring pleasure to a lonely male. By rubbing the penis, it stimulates the highly sensitive nerves in the head to a certain degree in which it signals the reproductive system to ejaculate sperm and semen out of the penis and all over the lonely dude's hand.
A penis is a long shaft made entirely out of thick blood vessels. Flanking the shaft of the penis are two balls resting in a sack. This sack is called the ball sack and hurts like hell whenever they are kicked hard by an angry female.
A penis grows hard during arousal, and this arousal is called a boner. During a boner, blood fills inside the penis, filling up all the blood vessels and making it hard and stiff
A penis can be written in computer language too. To do this you simply type the letter 8 followed by an equal sign that can be made at any quantity desired, followed by a capital D.
Some random person: Hey baby, would you allow me to insert my penis into your vagina?
Some random horny female: Okays!(:
Some random horny female: Okays!(:
by CrashCarson July 25, 2011
Get the Penismug. A patronising term used to show someone's immaturity, most commonly used after childish jokes or stories.
by spermmaster March 16, 2009
Get the Penismug. by Bobby April 5, 2004
Get the Penismug.