Pass the weezy

After someone says or does something idiotic or stupid you say pass the weezy as a means of ridiculing them or their actions. Also can be used as way to indicate that work is done for the day and its time to go out and get a drink or get stoned.

1st person: Dude, I have had a rough day, lets get out of here.
2nd person: Pass the Weezy.

by Kfan dude November 9, 2009

Pastafucker

A word to describe someone having an intimate relationship with pasta or one who enjoys pasta. Most commonly used by small Italians when talking to a German, as the Italian probably doesn't even know what 'fuck' means.

Feliciano: veh~ Pastafucker, I'm hungry. Can we have pasta?

Ludwig: Nein. And don't use words you don't know.

by They see me scrollin' on Tumbr November 3, 2012

pastaholic

One addicted to pasta. Obsessed with carbs. Wants to eat pasta all day, every day.

Menu for the week of a Pastaholic:
Monday - Pasta with red sauce
Tuesday - Pasta with vodka sauce
Wednesday - Pasta with just vodka
Thursday - Pasta with butter and cheese
Friday - Pasta with chicken
Saturday - Pasta with shrimp
Sunday - Pasta with red sauce...

by chefstef March 2, 2014

Passenger Seat Hijack

The Passenger Seat Hijack is when a dude masterbates in the passenger seat of a form of transportation (car, van, airplane, etc.) while the rest of that vehicle is occupied by others. The "hijacker" then yells "jack, jacking, or jacked" as to let the crew members, and other passengers that they are experiencing a passenger seat hijack.

Bro 1: Dude how wasted did we get last night? Did Ryan really pull Passenger Seat Hijack on Christy's car?
Bro 2: Yea bro....Ryan was so hammered with his pants around his ankles and yellin "JACK! JACK! JACK!" while strokin his sausage in the passenger seat.
Bro 1: That dude's got issues. I'm never drinking with him again.
Bro 2: Tru.

by Hangover, PA April 30, 2014

passgressiveness

The act of being passive aggressive in a way which is extremely difficult to notice, much like the word itself

Isac is the epitome of passgressiveness.

by rolique November 6, 2014

past forever

how long stephany and brianna going to last.

issa past forever typa thang ❤️

by 3.3.17 October 28, 2017

pashya

A fuck-boy who normally likes the popular girls or the fit girls he think that by texting the girl calling her pretty and cute he will get her to like him and when a girl says something he doesn’t like he gets salty and mad he tries to ask a girl out but when she rejects him he get mad he will do anything to the girl to asking for her number to asking if they can hang out

Girl 1: so how was the date

Girl 2: omg he was so much like a Pashya

by Lillyphilly February 24, 2018