choke the tool

When a condom doesn't roll down the entire length of the penis.
I bought a magnum xl..but it will choke the tool
by Peewee8894 November 14, 2015
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tool monster

A person who is trying so hard to fit it, it gets to the point of Frankenstein proportions, and people are almost afraid of how out of control they are and how hard they are trying. They are so ridiculous its monstorous. Its beyond the regular tool, as it goes above and beyond the normal call. You almost feel sorry for them.
Jake needs to stop trying so hard. He doesnt even like Pabst. Hes going to become a tool monster at this rate.
by rising_son July 06, 2011
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tool merchant

A road warrior with a blunt or sharp weapon(s)
SHIT! my mans drah for the tool! he a gully tool merchant blood!
by Dutty Crack G December 10, 2013
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tool can

A complete tool. On the levels on toolness, becoming a 'tool can' is the ultimate highest. If this is in your name, nickname, or something that people just call you; you are most likely a tool for life.
a. That person was a complete tool can.

b. Yeah, we should call them tool can tan.
by d758595c January 30, 2010
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circle tool

an animation cliche that is most likely seen in some flipaclip animations.
user: oh god, look, it's the well-known circle tool.
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VN TOOL

Vn tool is for dirty low life infected scutts who think there good enough to represent or to be known as.
Guy: hey have you seen Vn johnny?

Girl:vn johnny, what a joke he had to take down his pic off Fb cause it wasn't even him, what a Vn tool
by Advise 36 April 16, 2020
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dull tool

Someone who isn't capable of understand, or isn't smart enough to understand. A person who doesn't get the current situation
"You're such a dull tool, how can you not underst and to what I'm saying?"
by Imortal_tail October 10, 2017
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