Tired

When someone claims they are tired, because she is too tired to go to hot yoga.

We're right next to hot yoga, but she's tired and doesn't want to be touched by the dude who thinks he has special powers attained by studying in India one weekend.

by Not a German name August 22, 2017

Flat Tire

Flat tiring is when a man jerks off another man so many times that he cannot become erect anymore

I just gave Riley a flat tire!

by JinkyMinus February 3, 2025

Burnt tire fart

AKA BTF. Toxic and Smokey. Bad for the environment. Banned in 48 states including Costa Rica and Puerto Rico

Brad's Burnt tire fart was so bad he had to use mouthwash to get the taste out of his own mouth.

by anonymous December 12, 2024

Tearing Tired

When you're really sad and you cry yourself to sleep.

I was so sad last night that I was tearing tired.

by BallingHardxo October 18, 2012

Tired

adriel

*talking to adriel* (adriel fell asleep 20 mins ago cuz he’s always tired)

by bird1003 March 2, 2025

tired pudding

An old sloppy vagina.

Man that old hag has tired pudding.

by Tobixwasxhere June 26, 2017

Shopping for Tires

Watchign gay porn wiht half-anminal halve-humin hybrids and it rubing you the rong way.

god fucking dammit, Marcus, this is the 7th time you've left your laundry out. My name is Chris.

I saw Jason yesterday.

Oh bother, I was shopping for tires the other day, and Chris saw me at the "tyre store"

by Maxwellscriblenottt October 23, 2025