Noodle Limbs 

Someone in the armed forces who is either on the sick, medically downgraded or cannot participate in planned physical training. Can also be used to describe someone who although physically 100% fit is incapable of completing simple manual tasks, e.g. running, marching etc

The limbs have taken on the constancy of a noodle, floppy and with no bone structure.

Someone who is afflicted with Noodle Limbs then becomes a Noodler e.g. someone who spends their day Noodling around not achieving anything constructive.

Alex: Why is Nick the Prawn not on PT today mate?
Ash: He injured himself on the run the other day, and has got proper Noodle Limbs now!

Noodle Limbs by Acky190 May 3, 2011

noodle-body

Noodle-body is when your body acts "noodle"-ish, flimsy, jell-o like after consuming alcoholic beverage(s). For most this is the state of body drunk that occurs before the head gets drunk.

An example of being a "Noodle-body "(noodley) is when you cannot walk straight, keep dropping things that are very easily to grasp ( such as another drink) and hitting/running into things, other people, or walls.

noodle-body by Cos4lyfe March 5, 2017

dude noodle 

A male penis. Especially a small and/or flacid one.

"So did she give your dude noodle a little tug or what?"

dude noodle by fLockerr January 11, 2009

Shanghai noodle

When a male unzips his pants fly and sticks his hand in his pants letting two fingers stick out of his fly. A female then lowers her vagina on the males fingers and together they move up and down stimulating the females vagina. (This may also be done between two girls, or a with a man being stimulated through his asshole. Usually referred to as other names like for a homosexual couple "Chocolate pronging")

Dude, did you Shanghai noodle that girl last night?

Shanghai noodle by ButtseckPanther October 26, 2010

Wet Noodle Ping-Pong 

When two gay men with erectile dysfunction play ping-pong with their penises in lieu of anal sex.

Ever since their surgeries Lyle and Sebastian haven't been able to achieve full penetration, and instead resort to Wet Noodle Ping-Pong. They say it works for them.

Wet Noodle Ping-Pong by GetItRightGetItTight June 17, 2011

Nancy Noodles 

She's a sexy beast who has amazing dance moves (unlike her sister) and atracts all the boys but the one lover that she barely knows. But, she lives for Singers hotness!!!!! (codename) she loves parties and cant sing high. she is gorgeous and is the sex. she has a friend who's a slut who shes not sure why shes friends with, but she also has many other best friends who arent sluts!!!! so yay!!!!!!!!!!! if u read this u should know that nancy noodles and a bomb and is something else that i can't think of!!!!!!!!! You should love her with all ur heart!!!!!!!!!!! now go and party!!!!!! woooh!!!!!!

"I want to BANG that nancy noodles!!!!"
"Nancy Noodles is a sexy beast"
"Nancy NOodles is too cool for me"
"Nancy Noodles is a boss!!!!!"
"MMMMMMMMHHMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Nancy Noodles by Nancy Noodles January 19, 2012

raymon noodles 

1. The one and only Ramen noodles. Just hoodrich version.

2. Millionaire high class version of the traditional ramen noodle.

3. A way to describe a poor person.

I'm a broke college student eatin' nothing but raymon noodles.

I'm a hood millionaire eating raymon noodles erryday.

You so raymon noodles!

raymon noodles by EazyE63 August 6, 2012