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Band Name 

Something that high school musicians seem to spend an eternity settling on, and often resorting to random phrases, in jokes, and in the case of death metal bands a word to do with disease, death or witchcraft
Drummer: Dude we should totally name the band 'Ninjas on fire.'

Bassist: No loser that's a terrible band name, no one will take us seriously we'll never make it with a name like that.

Guitarist: You guys realize we can't play any songs and all we did was make a MySpace right?
Band Name by ChucklesMginty February 28, 2009
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my name's al 

1). The last words you will ever hear
2). The words only allowed by he who shall not be named
3). A Behemoth
4). The ugliest creature on the face of the Earth
5). Not to be confused with his much calmer counterpart Pete
Sentence 1:

Shells: "Oh. Hey Al."
Alex: "Oh.. Hey."
Al: "No. MY NAME'S AL!!!!!!!" *punches Alex throught he wall

Clerk: "So what is your name sir?"
Al #1 "Al"
Al #2 "NO MY NAMES AL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *rips Al #1 throat out

Talk down on my name 

If someone talks bad about you you say...
"Don't talk down on my name"

stoner name 

a name in which many (i.e. dealers and acquaintances) use to call you. Many names have reason behind it either it a childhood memory or just a habit. Other names have no meaning at all and aren't used except as the person's name in someone's cell phone. A stoner name begins to consume you when you get heavier at smoking and soon there will be two of a person: the regular one with the birth name and the stoner named one.

Stoner names are not to be made fun of in anyway, shape or form. They are to be handled with respect.
R: Have you seen Stitches walking around here?
B: No but I've seen Vi-
R: NO! No I need Stitches.
B: He won't be back for a while, he's getting blazed.
R: Fucking stoner name changed him for the worse.
stoner name by Brittney Sade August 22, 2008

*insert name here* 

*insert description, something along the lines of “god among men put on this planet to pleasure women” or “annoying gamer kid with a tiny dick”*
*insert girl name*- “Wow, that guy is such a/n *insert name here*, he must be packing 23 centimeters.”

*insert girl name*- “Jesus, that guy is such a fucking *insert name here*, all he does is talk about his stock portfolio and how great he is at Fortnite.

Boggle Name 

noun; A name that could only have been created by a random toss of Boggle cubes.

a person's given name not typically found in a book of common names, or one which is spelled in a totally new and unique way, to be "different".
Examples of Boggle names include: Loqueesha, Shaniqua, Cornesha, Gennypher, Jadrunka
Boggle Name by Gennypher May 26, 2009

Dammit "name" 

Used when someone you know does something stupid and/or is wrong. Such as epically failing.
Devon: You were wide open!! Why didn't you shoot the basketball?
Destiny: I didn't think i could get the shot off.
Devon: ...Dammit Destiny

Person 2: We have a basketball game today.
Person 1: I LEFT MY LEBRON JAMES SHADES AT HOME!!
Person 2: ...Dammit "name".
Dammit "name" by Caramel14cc March 20, 2011