Minge

Minge is the UK term to refer to a dog.

I love your minge it’s so cute and fluffy!
Thanks lad!!

by Grabmywilly December 25, 2021

ming mong

An offensive word used to describe the residents of Hazelrigg Village

‘I’m from Hazelrigg.’
‘Okay so you’re a ming mong’

by epic funny February 19, 2023

Ming Mang

Slang word for your penis when it is typically smaller than average. A Ming Mang isn’t a compliment, nor is it a slur. It is a word used to insult another mans penis

Jeff, have you seen Randall’s penis? He’s got a Ming Mang!

by Sylvester Hilda August 25, 2021

Ninja minge

A woman sneaking under the radar and by not shaving her genitaler for over week.

Barry, your stubble would be like Velcro on an half shaven Ninja minge.

by Creative stupidity March 10, 2022

Ming ming nah nah

The text response to a mate who is completely spangled and sends you a nonsensical text message. It tells them that they are talking complete bollocks so rational replies aren't required

Hey, I was thinking on Saturday, No Friday what am I talking that we could nnnnnnnnsjdfjdfjdsdj

Ming Ming Nah Nah

by Olsburger September 7, 2016

ming

a ming is a person who embodies the characteristics of a ming.

oi Josh, you're a ming

by the tent incident April 24, 2023

Minge Whinge

Minge with dots

Man she had minge whinge.
I said put some cream on that!

by gezron December 8, 2010