Thor Keener

Thor Keener is the main character from the 1999 movie "Dimpled Ballied".

Thor Keener has a younger brother, Trystan Keener. The main thing you should know about Thor Keener is that he has a skinny wiener. This is the joke of the movie.

At a sleepover, two friends are changing into their PJs

Ben Dover: Bro, why is your wiener so skinny?

Jake Diamond: Oh, I was just taking some inspiration from Thor Keener

by dimpledballz June 3, 2023

Pulling a Keeno

Bailing on your mates using a shit excuse.

Im pulling a keeno: Using "Sorry i cant make it i have my mums birthday" 5 times in the same year.

by Craig2222 May 3, 2016

Dropped the Kleenex

When you drop the cum rag and semen smears on the floor.

"Jason have you dropped the Kleenex?"
"Unfortunately yes, and my mom made me clean it up and didn't know what it was!!!"

by NuckFiggers June 15, 2016

Sexually Transmitted Keenness

A condition in which a previously lazy person becomes a sweat after getting with someone keen

He contracted Sexually Transmitted Keenness and now he's accessing all the top grades

by __AON__ April 20, 2018

hehe get keen

when you don't have a clue what to say and you need to fill in the silence

*crickets*

HEHE GET KEEN

by unicorrn_69 September 1, 2020

pulled a keen

when someone tells a really stupid joke but its so dumb its funny

fred really pulled a keen when he told the pun about zebras

by jojopotatoe42 November 4, 2020

megan smith keenan

a beautiful girl who brightens a room

"i feel so happy rn"
"yea its megan smith keenan

by zayuuum10282 May 8, 2022