egyptian jinx

when everytime a certain fan watches a sports game, the team he/she roots for happens to lose

"Everytime Jessica watches the Giants they lose, cause shes such an egyptian jinx"

by moonshine99 December 28, 2009

Bullshit Bible Joint

A joint rolled from a prison Bible.
You know, those fake ass Bibles?

Josh: Rip me a page from that little ass Bible.
Me: Why?
Josh: I'm gonna roll a Bullshit Bible Joint.

by SwagPenguin September 6, 2011

Jinx

a big time loser who loves phiillip and has short black hair and jumps around for orange and black shoes and has her own style

look at that girl shes a wanna be jinx

by melissa December 11, 2004

jinxd

a little kid with balls still in the stomach cavity :)

ex. jinxd shut your mouth kid, and bend over.

by j December 24, 2003

White girl joint

A joint rolled with a post-it. Comes from the fact that white girls don't know shit.

"Dude I heard Ashley and Miranda get high like every day, they must be so cool"
"Nah dude, they just roll a few white girl joints"
"Oh that's nasty"

by ChrisRock'45 October 18, 2012

Joiner King

1). A soulless individual appearing to have no obvious basic social skills apart from the ability to communicate online through instant messaging programs, with strange smilies.

2). A backstabber and a thief.

3). Somebody obsessed with 24.

4). A homophobe.

1). Person A - Hi Ben, how are you today?

Joiner King - ._.

2). Person A - Dude, did Joiner King ever pay you back that money you kindly lent him?

Person B - Did he fuck?! He told me to fuck off and called me a cunt! That's gratitude for you!

3). Joiner King - "OMG I WANT TO FUCK JACK BAUER IN THE ASS"

4). Person A - "I love you Andrew."

Person B - "I love you too Rick".

Joiner King - "OMG I've just been physically sick"

by A Pretentious Camel August 12, 2008

Jinxed

An e-sports icon of sorts giving way to such creations as SourceRadio and The Movie Vault, considered by many to be the god father of e-sports machinima.

haha jinxed, you owe me a coke!

by maskedflasher April 28, 2011