The Great Jelly Bean War of Easter 2019

A war that took place between two sisters, age 9 and 14. It happened while their mother was at work, and uncle was on the back patio. This is why you should never leave us kids alone in the house. Needless to say, there was a large mess afterwards, and they did not clean up as well as they thought they did, as today, Wednesday, May 15th, 2019, they discovered the leftover missiles (jelly beans) under the couch and in the cushions. Their mom only found out today, when the 14 year old opened her mouth and spilled the beans about the war that even their uncle knew nothing about.

~The fourteen year old
ps- I really need to learn to keep my mouth shut when it comes to things that can potentially get me in trouble...

The Great Jelly Bean War of Easter 2019 was a brutal war with many casualties.

by FlowerPetal0720 May 15, 2019

Peanut Butter and Jelly

When a girl shits her pants on her period and you eat her out.

Shordie: yo eat me out
Me: girl I ain’t tryna eat no peanut butter and jelly sandwich

by FamousJew December 3, 2021

Big Stupid Jellyfish

Hanar. The hanar that follow the enkindlers to their death are big stupid jellyfish, according to Commander Shepard.

Hanar: Therefore, as a faithful servant of the Enkindlers we, too, must serve the reapers.

Shepard: You big stupid jellyfish.

by Pogoextreme September 23, 2022

she shake it like jelly

when yo butty shake like jelly, duh
what icespice said in her song called deli

She a baddie, she showin’ her panty
She shake it like jelly
Hunnit bands in Chanely
But I’m still shakin’ a*s in the deli

by Anoyeb July 22, 2023

Penis Butter and K.Y. Jelly Sandwich

A sandwich comprised of Penis Butter (Sperm, Semen, Ejaculate, Cum, Baby Gravy, Baby Batter, Horny Muffins, Knob Slime, Peace Grease, Dick Goo, Ectoplasm of The Nether, Spoofs...etc.) and the popular personal lubricant K.Y. Jelly. Often said as a joke or sang in substitution of the old "Peanut Butter and Jelly " song features on the 90's popular kids TV show Barney the Dinosaur.

Example of a joke with a friend if they don't like something.: (See Example Below)

Other example: look up Barney Peanut butter and Jelly and change the words, you will see where the idea came from.

"Wow, why don't you just go and eat a Penis Butter and K.Y. Jelly Sandwich!?"

by IronFistAlchemist June 17, 2018

Jellybean

A Pngtuber that is a family friendly youtuber that gets hate for being "cringe".
Jellybean is a female that is very abnormal (look at her videos).

Jellybean:bro whos meowbahh

* 2 hours later*

Meowbahh: Jellybean noticed me omfg!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!!111
Jellybean: nvm im blocking her cause she cringe and say offensive slurs lmao get shit on meowbahh
Meowbahh: *starts saying every racial slur ever*

by dumbass.mp4 April 7, 2022

JELLY BRACELETS

Sex is sex. Some people use the word sex as something different!

Yea I wear SEX BRACELETS but I don't really worry about the meanings of the bracelets. Some teachers at my school think we are acually going to do the meanings so they band us from having them. But if it someone that I really like or I really think is cute, then I might just take the chance of letting them break my bracelet. But mainly just wear it for fashion!

by Mashiyah May 24, 2004