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jerk herp

Someone that gives you herpes by jerking you off while sucking penis.
Jacqueline gave Timmy a Jerk herp on his dick while giving felacio.
by O.G Unknown September 17, 2019
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luxury jerk

When you jerk-off inside of a condom.
Stacy couldn’t come over last night so I treated myself to a luxury jerk instead.
by Luxurious jerker August 24, 2020
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jerk wrangler

What you call a girl that attracts the worst of men. The poorest, lamest jerks in the San Diego area.
Wheres Casey?
That girl, such a jerk wrangler, shes out with another douchebag.
by MGoodlife October 16, 2013
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Jerking off

Something that's fun to do in public restrooms & department store dressing rooms.
I love jerking off in the Macy's dressing room while my girlfriend shops.
by LAcumPiggy June 12, 2023
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jerk comment

A legendary phrase, or a random put down, or when someone picks holes in what you are saying and points that you are wrong out to everyone. Normally starts with "well actually........"
"tom you really need to start washing, we're at college, there are girls about."
"well actually your wrong"
by jtforcaptain April 19, 2005
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Jerk Punch

Made famous by an anonymous source, it is the act of punching someone in the arm from up to down in a jerking motion with your knuckles resulting in a dead arm and possible brusing. Used to show displeasure after an insult that you have no comeback for.
Joe: Get the hell out of here gaylord.
Anonymous: <Jerk punch> Fuck you!
Joe: Dammit! i hate when you do that, prick!
by ANARCHY95 November 19, 2010
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Gang Jerking

When a group of straight friends come together and beat each other off in an orgy type fashion. Typically done by gang members that want to stay hard with the boys on the streets and in the sheets.
Aye man, me and my boys steady gang jerking.
by realgangmember May 27, 2020
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