jaded hope

A flicker of hope that is overwhelmed by walls of jade that contain hatred and love.

MM and GC totally like like each other but their jaded hope is totally blocking out all of those good vibes.

by AlexEvenstar June 13, 2017

jam jarred

when you make a bong out of a jam jar and you get really stoned from it.

Miguel: Hey Liam, lets hit that jam jar bro.
liam: Damn bro, i dont wanna greenout are you sure?

Miguel: Do it bro. Hitting a Jam Jar is the best
"Liam hits bong"
I just got jam jarred bro

by swiggityswoogy November 19, 2015

jaked

completely and totally fucked up off alchohol beyond all recognition. usually associated with drunken rambling, irratic dancing, and vomitting

Jake got totally fuckin jaked at the party last weekend.

by fartknocker April 26, 2004

Whomper-Jawed

A term denoting a messed up situation, place, or thing.

John's car was whomper-jawed after the car wreck.

Susan's face was all whomper-jawed after the softball hit her.

by Steve November 12, 2004

Jarred

-Coolest guy around
-Awesome in bed
-Funny
-Sportsman
-Big Penis
-Smokes a lot of marijuana
-Everyone doesnt mind being around him

Guy 1 - "That guy seems cool"

Guy 2 - "Yeah he has to be a Jarred"

by Coolkid1425 December 3, 2013

jaren

the most amazing kid ever usually very funny and short for his/her age loves to cook in the kitchen and loves video games

boy1- have you heard of the new kid jaren
boy2-no
boy1- well u should he's amazing

by Xavier February 25, 2017

Jaree

A woman who is Strong Minded, Nobody's Fool, Spiritual but down to earth, Do not live in a dream world.

-Yo! What you shoppin for?
-I'm shoppin fo a JaRee.

by Jaree December 21, 2008