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Mom: “We already have an iPhone 13 Pro at home”
The iPhone 13 pro at home: iPhone 12 Pro
Mom: “We already have an iPhone 13 Pro at home”
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Get the iPod mug.A certain device that hinders discourse. In social gatherings, people who do not have iPhones are often virtually excommunicated.
Non-iPhone User: Hey guys? ...guys? I'm over here.
iPhone Users: dude, shut the fuck up. can't you see we're on our iPhones?
iPhone Users: dude, shut the fuck up. can't you see we're on our iPhones?
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Daugther: Mom! Are you iPharded? You've had your iPhone for a year!
Mother: Yes.
Daugther: Mom! Are you iPharded? You've had your iPhone for a year!
Mother: Yes.
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Get the iPharded mug.Apple's latest addition to its range of appliances, the iPad is a new breakthrough technology in sanitary care for women. It's new technology interface could even make menstruation fun for women everywhere. The iPad comes in three sizes, 16GB (Grams of Blood) being the smallest, and reaching the Maxi iPad, 64GB.
It holds up to 10 Hours of soaking life, and has a brilliant touch interface that makes it easier than ever for users.
Including Apples latest A4 chip, it has accelerometers to control flow and a light sensitivity chip to adjust light for users at any time of the day or night.
The iPad introduces a brand new media entertainment front to its users. With built in speakers and brilliant display, if it's that time of the month you can still keep your man entertained with movies music and full access to the internet.
Starting at 500 USD, the iPad will be the latest girl accessory, with third-party developers already looking at writing apps for more comfort, control, reliability and entertainment.
It holds up to 10 Hours of soaking life, and has a brilliant touch interface that makes it easier than ever for users.
Including Apples latest A4 chip, it has accelerometers to control flow and a light sensitivity chip to adjust light for users at any time of the day or night.
The iPad introduces a brand new media entertainment front to its users. With built in speakers and brilliant display, if it's that time of the month you can still keep your man entertained with movies music and full access to the internet.
Starting at 500 USD, the iPad will be the latest girl accessory, with third-party developers already looking at writing apps for more comfort, control, reliability and entertainment.
'Hey I just got one of those knew iPad's!'
'Oh yeah? What's it like?'
'Man you gotta have a go at one of these iPad's! So absorbent, so entertaining, so long lasting! Steve Jobs really has done it this time!'
'Oh yeah? What's it like?'
'Man you gotta have a go at one of these iPad's! So absorbent, so entertaining, so long lasting! Steve Jobs really has done it this time!'
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Get the iPad mug.a crappy little town on the outskirts of brisbane, which is mainly famous for the lack of jobs, rapists and gangs. You are only ever safe in ipswich if you are no where near bell street or train stations, or are friends with UTFM, one of the major gangs in ipswich. Otherwise known as ipshit or ippy, by the bogans.
brad- are you going to come into ipswich with me tomorrow cuz?
adam- nah, its too dangerous there
brad- oh, yeah. with all the paint sniffers and gangs. lets just stay here and not get raped in stead
adam- nah, its too dangerous there
brad- oh, yeah. with all the paint sniffers and gangs. lets just stay here and not get raped in stead
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